Knock up your girl? Get some head...

[Treasure Chest]

Lol I wonder if she realised what she just admitted lol. She's a trooper no doubt. My wife gives great head but won't swallow. I don't push it cuz I want to keep her doing it. But man wish would. Used to spit but now won't even catch it lol. Got my self in the face a few times. I think she aims it on purpose. Lol. Old me if I swallow it just once she will for life. Just can't see doing it tho lol.

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"Do you call him uncle daddy?"

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

[phaux]

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

Golden!

[petyweestraw]

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

From the sound of it. My loss for sure. You must make ur man really happy.

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"Do you call him uncle daddy?"

[talisman]

I had a LOT of oral sex...

[Treasure Chest]

Gotta play the cards you're dealt.

[Big A]

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

I knew this was coming, but I had to try. You're shitting on the dreams of men with frigid wives for god's sake, have some compassion.

[houstondallas]

Elvis told me semen is a natural remedy for all kinds of problems. He said the secret is getting it as fresh as possible as far down your throat from the source as possible.

LOL

[Treasure Chest]

I knew this was coming, but I had to try. You're shitting on the dreams of men with frigid wives for god's sake, have some compassion.

Tell that bitch to gargle your cock!

[Snatch Napkin]

From the sound of it. My loss for sure. You must make ur man really happy.

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"Do you call him uncle daddy?"

More than most of this board will ever have the pleasure of knowing.

[Big A]

Tell that bitch to gargle your cock!

I'll make a mental note, I'm single. I will hopefully find a woman in the next few years that is beyond the early 20's "am I pretty enough" phase, and beginning the sexually liberated "older woman" phase.

Sluts are cool and all, but I'd rather have a routine, and not lose half my shit in the process.

There's that whole love thing too, but after talking to my divorced parents and aunts/uncles squabling about pension worth and retirement for a week, fuck that.

[ThreeFingerPete]

We've obviously never met. Love may swallow, but true love deep throats.

Exactly. Either it's going down her throat or on her face. There are no other choices.

[Treasure Chest]

I'll make a mental note, I'm single. I will hopefully find a woman in the next few years that is beyond the early 20's "am I pretty enough" phase, and beginning the sexually liberated "older woman" phase.

Sluts are cool and all, but I'd rather have a routine, and not lose half my shit in the process.

There's that whole love thing too, but after talking to my divorced parents and aunts/uncles squabling about pension worth and retirement for a week, fuck that.

Girls who say they're too pretty to give head are the chicks that wipe your account clean, my dear.

On the flip side, stay away from chicks that deep throat on the first date. Well, let them finish and all, but GTFO before you get attached.

[talisman]

There's that whole love thing too, but after talking to my divorced parents and aunts/uncles squabling about pension worth and retirement for a week, fuck that.

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

[ThreeFingerPete]

Girls who say they're too pretty to give head are the chicks that wipe your account clean, my dear.

On the flip side, stay away from chicks that deep throat on the first date. Well, let them finish and all, but GTFO before you get attached.

Bone 'em and disown 'em.

[Treasure Chest]

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Love, it's a mother fucker, huh?