Junkyard rant.

[bcoop]

Dude we arent pretending, and it is all the time.

Truth.

She's the one I was telling you about that was super shy and didn't know how to handle drunk guys at the bar when she first started, but now she can talk shit with the best of 'em. All thanks to me. However, she still blushes and does the giggle snort when I start fucking with her.

Tell her to give me a week before she does anything stupid... Just don't say it around Brandi. lol


Speaking of, what was that one girl's name, who was saying something about splitting with her boyfriend, and right as I walked back in, you told her "Sounds like it's time to make some bad decisions, speaking of, have you met Brent?"

Dude we arent pretending, and it is all the time.

Sure thing, buddy!

[Snatch Napkin]

She's the one I was telling you about that was super shy and didn't know how to handle drunk guys at the bar when she first started, but now she can talk shit with the best of 'em. All thanks to me. However, she still blushes and does the giggle snort when I start fucking with her.



Eric, I got your high five and brohug, man. ;-)

[Baron Von Crowder]

Take it easy killer. Geez, it's not my fault you guys pretend like I don't have skills all the time. *brohug*

Dude we arent pretending, and it is all the time.

Yeah... I bet... What you don't realize, is that Robert planned that shit from the get go. He picked the most harmless one of the bunch. You know, the one that didn't have the balls to try and nail his wife. As for skills - I'm not referred to by her as "the backup" for no reason.

Take it easy killer. Geez, it's not my fault you guys pretend like I don't have skills all the time. *brohug*

[Treasure Chest]

Who is Shelbi, and how quickly do I need to get back to Longview? I mean, I may be there as soon as next week, do I need to speed things up?


BTW.....


<----Middle name "Work"

She's that cute little brunette waitress that had a boyfriend last time you were in town.

[bcoop]

Who is Shelbi, and how quickly do I need to get back to Longview? I mean, I may be there as soon as next week, do I need to speed things up?


BTW.....


<----Middle name "Work"

[Snatch Napkin]

Shelbi is single, again.

Troof!

She's easy on the eyes, but about as dumb as one could expect an 18 year old to be. Maybe she's 19 by now. I know she's got a sweet belly button.

[Treasure Chest]

LMMFAO!!!!


However, Jenn will be in DFW for work related purposes.

Henry, swing by. We'll grab some grub and make waitresses wet with excitement.

Shelbi is single, again.

[Treasure Chest]

Eric's the one that said ya'll did the no pants dance... I know better.

Are you sure he wasn't talking about Robert? ;-)

[Snatch Napkin]

LMMFAO!!!!


However, Jenn will be in DFW for work related purposes.

Henry, swing by. We'll grab some grub and make waitresses wet with excitement.

[bcoop]

Hey. Hey! HEY!! There's no "about 9" here!!

Eric's the one that said ya'll did the no pants dance... I know better.

[Treasure Chest]

Hey. Hey! HEY!! There's no "about 9" here!!

[bcoop]

I don't think you've got the skills, son. Just back on up, and maybe one day I'll let you be my Eskimo Brother!

Yeah... I bet... What you don't realize, is that Robert planned that shit from the get go. He picked the most harmless one of the bunch. You know, the one that didn't have the balls to try and nail his wife. As for skills - I'm not referred to by her as "the backup" for no reason.

Make all the remarks you want, Henry. But she'll be in Dallas and I'll be keeping her warm.

I don't think you've got the skills, son. Just back on up, and maybe one day I'll let you be my Eskimo Brother!