Junkyard rant.

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of all the people to throw that challenge out to......

Retracted, and statement edited. Good looking out! Although, I do wonder if you're thinking the same one I am, and names need not be named here.



If it IS the one I'm thinking of, however, that girl was a freak. Given that tidbit, no regrets.

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Whores and tater tots, man. Whores and tater tots.

Prove it!

Dude, I realize that requirements such as "She has a pulse" and "consented after I ruffied her" could be considered "standards," but that doesn't make them even low standards!

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Well if the OP isn't going to do anything, we've gotta have something to talk about. Why not talk about whores? I love whores. Don't you love whores?

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Prove it!

of all the people to throw that challenge out to......

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She's pretty cute. I don't like her powerful calves or some of her fashion sense, but when she wears jeans, t-shirt, and does her hair and makeup I'm a fan.

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Bull. Fucking. Shit.

I'm just kiddin!

Contrary to popular belief, I won't just fuck anything that moves. I have standards, woman!

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

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Oh snap! Vindication!

Pfffttt...


Jenn, I don't remember her being very cute. Hence why I didn't jump in. Contrary to popular belief, I won't just fuck anything that moves. I have standards, woman!

I set the ambiance. I can't help that you weren't a closer.

Oh snap! Vindication!

I don't think you've got the skills, son.

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That was fucking hilarious, but sadly, she didn't bite.

She thought about it.

She is a HELLUVA lot more receptive when I give her attention. Lately, I've only given her sporadic attention.

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That was fucking hilarious, but sadly, she didn't bite.

I set the ambiance. I can't help that you weren't a closer.

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Danielle.

That was fucking hilarious, but sadly, she didn't bite.

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Truth.



Tell her to give me a week before she does anything stupid... Just don't say it around Brandi. lol


Speaking of, what was that one girl's name, who was saying something about splitting with her boyfriend, and right as I walked back in, you told her "Sounds like it's time to make some bad decisions, speaking of, have you met Brent?"

Danielle.