CL fun

[racrguy]

So, I accidentally sent a text message to the wrong number (a buddies old work number I haven't deleted) And I get a call from him and he immediately goes batshit crazy. No "you have the wrong number" or anything, just immediately goes into a rant how sending a cuss word in a text is illegal and if I have a problem we can meet up. I'm laughing the whole time because this guy got bent out of shape over a text and couldn't be humane about it.

So now that he's done that, I'm thinking a CL personal ad is in order. I'm not as witty as some of you folks are, so I'm asking for DFWM help in coming up with something good, that will get a lot of replies.

tl:dr Sent a text to the wrong person, guy flips out over it and is irrational. Now it's time for some fun.

[jw33]

69 Camaro, V8, runs fine, but needs a new clutch $3500. First come, first serve. Call anytime because I work odd hours.

[SMKR]

dude unless your 12, let it be.

[JC316]

69 Camaro, V8, runs fine, but needs a new clutch $3500. First come, first serve. Call anytime because I work odd hours.

59 Cadillac. I don't know much about it, it was in my granddads garage. Started up and moves fine, the only issue I see is that the top is stuck down and wont go back up. Asking $4000. Call any time.

[bonnie&clyde]

looking for someone to bang my wife, shes 5'9 36dd's and a slim waist, i cant pleasure her anymore so i need someone to take over, send pictures of your penis so we can decide on who to call back

[coley]

men seeking men, please txt me pics of your "junk" or call anytime...

we did this to a coworker, his computer and phone was getting all kinds a crap sent to it...

[Darren M]

59 Cadillac. I don't know much about it, it was in my granddads garage. Started up and moves fine, the only issue I see is that the top is stuck down and wont go back up. Asking $4000. Call any time.

Here's one that's even better......

1965 Chevy. Was our Son's who left it covered on bricks before he left for Vietnam. My Husband demanded we keep it just the way he left it until he came back. Sadly our Son continues to be MIA. My Husband passed recently and I just want someone to enjoy it. I don't know much about it but it's black and has some flag emblems and it has 2 rear windows, on split off to each side. $500 obo doubt it runs.

[Blakeski]

Personal ad in the men seeking men, search for the most gay picture of a gay and post it. Trust this will piss that guy off more than anything. I did this to 2 of my buddies a couple years ago, they just so happend to be together when they started getting calls. It was EPIC!

[Tannerm]

Here's one that's even better......

1965 Chevy. Was our Son's who left it covered on bricks before he left for Vietnam. My Husband demanded we keep it just the way he left it until he came back. Sadly our Son continues to be MIA. My Husband passed recently and I just want someone to enjoy it. I don't know much about it but it's black and has some flag emblems and it has 2 rear windows, on split off to each side. $500 obo doubt it runs.

Thumbs up!

[Torinoman]

Here's one that's even better......

1965 Chevy. Was our Son's who left it covered on bricks before he left for Vietnam. My Husband demanded we keep it just the way he left it until he came back. Sadly our Son continues to be MIA. My Husband passed recently and I just want someone to enjoy it. I don't know much about it but it's black and has some flag emblems and it has 2 rear windows, on split off to each side. $500 obo doubt it runs.

maybe i missed it but are you describing a 1963 split window corvette?

[Darren M]

maybe i missed it but are you describing a 1963 split window corvette?

Ok, make it a 63. You get the point.

[Darren M]

...they just so happend to be together when they started getting calls. It was EPIC!

What exactly do you mean "together"?