The "My Wife/gf is going to Stab Me if" Thread

[01vnms4v]

My girlfriend is going to stab me, because i slept with her best friend last night.

[Broncojohnny]

My girlfriend is going to stab me, because i slept with her best friend last night.

She wasn't there too? Not a closer!

[Stephen]

my wife will stab me if i dont stop bringing the thunderCOCK/ or money lol.. shes actually the most low maintenance woman ive ever met! The only time i really get in trouble is if i show up trashed when i walk in the door

[BradM]

My girlfriend will stab me if I tell her other boyfriend im fucking her still.

You should make a motivational/moronic YouTube video.

[racrguy]

You should make a motivational/moronic YouTube video.

Do we really want a video to go along with that trainwreck of a thread?

Also, my wife/gf will stab me..... Oh wait, I'm single. Fuck you guys, my money is mine!

[BradM]

Do we really want a video to go along with that trainwreck of a thread?

Also, my wife/gf will stab me..... Oh wait, I'm single. Fuck you guys, my money is mine!

You said what we have is forever!

[talisman]

Yeah, you might want to reconsider. Have you seen Brads hands?

[raider5.0]

My wife is going to stab me if she ever sees what im really doing when i tell her im taking a shit.

[racrguy]

You said what we have is forever!

What we have IS forever, but I never said I'd be monogamous, nor did I say we'd go so far as labeling you my bitch.

Sheesh, a guy can't even have a casual relationship anymore without someone getting their feelings hurt.

[BradM]

First, I'm drunk, second, my left hand has been identified as the crown jewel, what are the bids for theright, do I hear 20?

[Mike]

First, I'm drunk, second, my left hand has been identified as the crown jewel, what are the bids for theright, do I hear 20?

Ill give you $6.50 and promise to out drink you tonight

[Chas_svo]

If I don't drive the speed limit and stop tailgating people in the left lane who are driving the speed limit

They shouldn't be there, fuck them.

Do we really want a video to go along with that trainwreck of a thread?

Also, my wife/gf will stab me..... Oh wait, I'm single. Fuck you guys, my money is mine!

You know being single is not your choice...buddy.

[Rick Modena]

My girlfriend is going to stab me because I haven't licked her pussy since 2010.

Oh fuck, I think I just jizzed in my pants.


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