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  • #16
    Originally posted by talisman View Post
    Don last night after leaving movie: "Mike just texted me and said i need to ban him before he starts drunk posting. I don't think so."
    It's much more fun this way!
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      Don last night after leaving movie: "Mike just texted me and said i need to ban him before he starts drunk posting. I don't think so."
      Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
      It's much more fun this way!
      Fucking assholes, I was trying to avoid this situation.

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      • #18
        My wife is NOT going to stab me, She's a fuckin Paki, I'm afraid she's going to blow my ass up if I don't get off my ass and swap the turbo motor into her vert.
        Last edited by 4bangen; 07-28-2012, 05:08 PM.

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        • #19
          Damn look at those tits!

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          • #20
            I do, every day.

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            • #21
              ... I grow a mustache.

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              • #22
                If I don't stop being me! Lmao!
                68 Coupe- 351w, TFS heads, Comp XE284, 5 speed, Explorer 8.8, 4 Wheel Discs
                63 Fairlane


                Originally posted by forbes
                i call 1911 first then 911

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                  My girlfriend is going to stab me because I haven't licked her pussy since 2010.
                  Scored 9.3/10 by the judge from Plano, a little trouble on the dismount but a solid plant and that means a lot...
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                  Originally posted by racrguy
                  Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                  • #24
                    My gf is going to stab me because I am posting in this threading and she thinks I now did something wrong. Fuck you go make me sandwich I can feel you breathing behind me. <3

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                    • #25
                      My wife is going to stab me when she sees that I changed the background on my computer to the pic of 4bangen's wife.....lucky sumbitch

                      Sent from my LGL45C using Tapatalk 2
                      "We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln

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                      • #26
                        how bout my mom is going to stab my dad over the 50" led tv he got her for their anniversary?

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                        • #27
                          If I don't drive the speed limit and stop tailgating people in the left lane who are driving the speed limit

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                          • #28
                            My "girlfriend" is gointo stab me because no doesn't really mean yes, and we met last night.

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                            • #29
                              My girlfriend will stab me if I tell her other boyfriend im fucking her still.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by FunFordCobra View Post
                                My girlfriend will stab me if I tell her other boyfriend im fucking her still.
                                Not this shit again.
                                Originally posted by BradM
                                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                                Originally posted by Leah
                                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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