The "My Wife/gf is going to Stab Me if" Thread

[Mike]

My wife is going to stab me if I don't stop drinking and come to bed soon.


Next?

[HarrisonTX]

My gf is going to stab mewhen I get home because I'm at bww with her roommate and another girl.

[BradM]

My wife took an ambien, she's going to stab me when she wakes up with a sore asshole.

[Mike]

My gf is going to stab mewhen I get home because I'm at bww with her roommate and another girl.

/ end thread

[bcoop]

Don't miss those days one fucking bit.

[Mike]

Don't miss those days one fucking bit.

I get to head into the office in the morning.. She can only bitch for so long tonight!

[Treasure Chest]

My girlfriend is going to stab me because I haven't licked her pussy since 2010.

[Mike]

My girlfriend is going to stab me because I haven't licked her pussy since 2010.

Lulz

ILY




don't tell Roberta

[Treasure Chest]

You should pay homage anytime you're down there.

<-------- the one, the only..........
Snatch "muthafuckn" Napkin

[Mike]

You should pay homage anytime you're down there.

<-------- the one, the only..........
Snatch "muthafuckn" Napkin

Taste likes dick cheese.,

Fuck this bfbc3 update

[Snatch Napkin]

Taste likes dick cheese.,

Fuck this bfbc3 update

Better be your dick cheese!!!!

[Mike]

Better be your dick cheese!!!!

Moving this convo to text Messege

[Treasure Chest]

Taste likes dick cheese.,

Fuck this bfbc3 update

Negative, Ghost Rider.

[krazy kris]

I stabbed my old lady last night then folded it in half and gave it to her twice this morning

[talisman]

Don last night after leaving movie: "Mike just texted me and said i need to ban him before he starts drunk posting. I don't think so."