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  • #16
    Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
    Lmao! That didn't sound real good huh?
    Whatever you're into man.
    "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View Post
      Lmao! That didn't sound real good huh?


      No judging, brother!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Osiris View Post
        fuck you man i claimed her first
        You can't have two you greedy bastard, but if you must I can settle for number 10.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
          They'll marry you for 2 years to get their citizenship or permanent resident status and leave. During that 2 years though, they are eager to do as you want because they don't want to be sent back
          So it's pretty much a normal marrige? You just know up front they are splitting in a few years insead of dealing with all the BS. This is sounding better by the minute

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          • #20
            Originally posted by talisman View Post
            No judging, brother!
            Bullshit! Judging required!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by slow55 View Post
              So it's pretty much a normal marrige? You just know up front they are splitting in a few years insead of dealing with all the BS. This is sounding better by the minute
              Actually it is. You know you have her for 2 years. In that, she'll cook, clean, do anything you want anytime you want otherwise she goes back. It's like a car lease. And deportation is a HUGE incentive for her to do exactly what you say, as you say it.
              I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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              • #22
                The way to do this correctly is to transfer all your assets to an LLC before getting married.
                ^_^
                Full time ninja editor.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by majorownage View Post
                  The way to do this correctly is to transfer all your assets to an LLC before getting married.
                  ^_^
                  I created an LLC before I brought my wife here.
                  I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                  • #24
                    I'll take #24, she reminds me of Jessica from True Blood.

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                    • #25
                      #8, #11, #22, #23, #24, #26, #27
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #26
                        nice selection
                        1969 GTO Judge Clone 6.0 liter LQ4 Turbo 4L60e on LS1tech

                        1960 Chevy Sedan Delivery LS swap

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                        • #27
                          #2 for me. The thin blonde eastern European girls have always caught my eye. The kicker is that I'm not sure I could put up with that accent for very long.

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                          • #28
                            Bad investment. Sheen has it right by paying them to leave rather than stick around.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                              I created an LLC before I brought my wife here.
                              You look like the mail order bride type of guy!

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                              • #30
                                Yes!

                                And any one of those no english speaking cunts are good to go in my book...
                                Originally posted by Silverback
                                Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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