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After reading this, how many of you searched google images to see his huge schlong?
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I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.
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Oh, I did. Holy fuck. Could you imagine being the guy to date a chick AFTER Jonah Falcon?Originally posted by LANTIRN View PostComment
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if he is too stupid to do porn it is because the lack of blood to the brain stays in that huge schlong! 13.5"? Good God man.May God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
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Shit, if he holds out, they'll keep offering him more money. With all of the build-up and hype, he'll end up with a record porn contract if he plays hard to get. The man is a genius.Originally posted by Jester View PostComment
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Might be short lived... after he rips the first girl in half on his firt shoot!Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." - Thomas Jefferson, 1776Comment
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LOL at "hard to get".Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
He's Bi, so the gays want him bad. Why they want the largest crank for the smallest orifice (nostrils and ears excluded), I'll never understand.Comment
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He'll have to get in better shape to be marketable in gay porn.Originally posted by Vertnut View PostLOL at "hard to get".
He's Bi, so the gays want him bad. Why they want the largest crank for the smallest orifice (nostrils and ears excluded), I'll never understand.Comment
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That would be Vader's new favorite in his collection.Originally posted by BlackGT View PostComment
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Theres no such thing as a "bi" dude,,,,you either suck d or you dont!Originally posted by Vertnut View PostLOL at "hard to get".
He's Bi, so the gays want him bad. Why they want the largest crank for the smallest orifice (nostrils and ears excluded), I'll never understand.Comment
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Mother of God!Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View PostMay God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
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Been there and seen that; it ain't pretty.Originally posted by Mysticcobrakilla View PostMagnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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Why were you there and why did you look?Originally posted by svo855 View PostMay God give us strength and courage in the time of our darkest hours.
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