Dude was Jacking off at sonic! WTF!

[Cooter]

jacking off to thoughts of sonic

[BlackSnake]

jacking off to thoughts of sonic

Must have been "Happy Hour"

[UserX]

LOL, I was more alarmed about going to Sonic 2-3 times per day than the dude whacking off.

[red95gts]

My neighbor caught their A/C repair guy jerkin it in the truck outside their house one day. Made for a rather awkward conversation with the guy's manager.

[Buick355]

It was me. I also ordered a footlong Coney then promptly shoved it up my ass. Your wife wanted to give me a hand, I saw it in her eyes when you drove by.

[Cooter]

Must have been "Happy Hour"

it's been almost 3 weeks since I've had a diet cherry limeade/easy ice

[GE]

You mean it wasn't Mr. Evil?

[Buick355]

it's been almost 3 weeks since I've had a diet cherry limeade/easy ice

Sonic is open, go get one now.

[Cooter]

Sonic is open, go get one now.

stuck in the middle of nowhere, Colorado

highs in the mid 70's

I MIGHT survive without Sonic

[BlackSnake]

it's been almost 3 weeks since I've had a diet cherry limeade/easy ice

Had a 44 half and half sweet tea, extra ice today.

[SNEAKY]

You mean it wasn't Mr. Evil?

[lincolnboy]

Sorry about that, sometimes I can't resist, those Sonic girls are so hot!!

Haha. was talking to a buddy earlier while he was at sonic. He was saying that the hopper was hot enuff to be a stripper.

[71chevellejohn]

Sonic is open, go get one now.

Don't fall for this... he just wants to "watch"

[Unicorn Jeff]

Haha. was talking to a buddy earlier while he was at sonic. He was saying that the hopper was hot enuff to be a stripper.

Someone those bitches are fine as fuck. Sometimes so hot that when I get a cherry limeade Ill say "can I have your cherry too?" Some giggle some leave disgusted. The ones that stomp off I yell," I bet yours is worn out and stretched from having a million babies BIIIIIIITCCCCCCCCH!!!" while I'm peeling out in the vert sippin on the limeade at the same time.

[lincolnboy]

He probably has a nut condition that his nuts fill up with sperm and he has to release it to avoid his nut from exploding.