Ear Ache

[mustang_revival]

Step 1 - Find a microscope

[GE]

Have you ever considered not buying Corvettes, track cars, 21 ft car haulers, etc and investing in some sort of health insurance instead? Do you know how much a good ER visit can set you back?

[line-em-up]

Sick. You're sick alright. What's wrong with you now prince charming?

[slow99]

Step 1 - Find a microscope

Micro cope.

[SEB]

Have you ever considered not buying Corvettes, track cars, 21 ft car haulers, etc and investing in some sort of health insurance instead? Do you know how much a good ER visit can set you back?

Looks to be $100 to see the Doc right down the way at one of those Emergency Clinics, Then of course cost of Meds!

Man you know more about what I have then I know LOL! Alot of my stuff is investment stuff that I flip, That 21 footer I could sell for a profit & not to mention all my Mustangs I know I could make a nice profit on. Just gonna enjoy them & wait till everybody gets Nigger rich come Tax Season & gonna scoop up my profit. Then go buy some more toys & invest in to a shop on my property to put all this shit!t

I have a Assload of Equipment. I have 4 Riders alone & all are Lawn Tractors, Not counting all the other shit. Not to mention add value to my land which is in Rockwall County where shit it going up so any improvment I feel confident I will get back if I Sell. But plan on staying put, ALL My shit is paid off & I like it that way. But need to invest in some Bigger equipment. I freaking had a Bushhog job with a church who has 6 acres. Gonna start looking in to buying one of these. Love to get one with AC

[majorownage]

Garlic, olive oil, and some rubbing alcohol.

Garlic is a powerful anti-biotic, but it's much too harsh to place on the skin without watering it down. Heat it up a bit.

I swam through my childhood and this worked very well.

[Cannon]

A buddy of mine(he was Indian, American Indian)in the Marines, told me that he used to have horrible ear aches during the month of April every year. He said his grandfather was a medicine man and told his mother to put droplets of his own urine into the ear with the ache. After his mother held him down and put droplets of piss in his ear the ache instantly went away and he hasn't has a problem since.

Just letting you know there are cheaper alternatives.


Sent while dropping a deuce!

[SEB]

A buddy of mine(he was Indian, American Indian)in the Marines, told me that he used to have horrible ear aches during the month of April every year. He said his grandfather was a medicine man and told his mother to put droplets of his own urine into the ear with the ache. After his mother held him down and put droplets of piss in his ear the ache instantly went away and he hasn't has a problem since.

Just letting you know there are cheaper alternatives.


Sent while dropping a deuce!

Yeah I will be the $100 bucks to see the Doc! Thanks LOL

[unkoricky]

I remember i had an earache when i was 11 or 12 and went to the Dr.

He stuck this gun that blew out all this nasty crap out of my ear. Ever since then i've been cleaning my ears every single time i step out the shower.
That shit hurt so bad i started crying. It was disgusting to see what was all in my ear.

[goofygrin]

if it sounds underwater then the pressure inside is enough to pull the eardrum away from the bones that transmit the sound. You need to see a doc because the next step is your eardrum bursting.

Source: my wife has had both eardrums replaced due to massive sinus and ear infections causing her eardrum to perforate multiple times (even with tubes).

[Snatch Napkin]

Doc in a box, walgreen's prescription card, and get away from your sick chick until you heal up.

Then you're gonna want to keep your immune systems up. Chances are, the two of you will get sick in a similar fashion again.



EDIT: I just realized it was SMKR that posted a pneumonia thread about his girl, not SEB. Too fucking early.

[SSMAN]

Did not read any of the threads. But most common treatment is a hot wet towel placed over the ear while laying down several times a day. It will help the Est. tube drain.

[slow99]

I don't know but I'm lmao at pissing in it.

[SEB]

Just got back from the Hospital. Doc said its a Huge Chunk of Dry Ear Wax. They tried flushing it out with warm water using 2 cups total mixed with Peroxide & still nothing came out. He said he couldnt see if the ear drum was infected since the wax is blocking it.

His suggestion was to go home & get ear drops you put in your ear that are suppost to break up wax & just lay down on the couch for 3 to 4 hours & let the ear drops sit in my ear & do its job. Then flush it out & repeat process

They gave me a shot in the ass cheek & sent me home with a prescribtion of Amoxicillin & 20 pills of Loratabs for the pain.

All I know is I left the Hospital in worse pain then when I walked in! Now I got a charlie horse in my right ass cheek from the shot & them forcing water down my ear really made it ache

[Cooter]

damn, do you clean your ears?