score?

[BradM]

your wife sucks at doing the dishes

What sucks even more is I just did them! Dish pan hands!

[Silverback]

Big Matt says you better use the stranger for his tuggy.

I'm gonna make him sing "Teach me how to Tuggy" while he does it too

[Sean88gt]

It's my right hand instead of my left. Maybe my left hand is more photogenic.

So your left hand has never worked a day in its life, and your right has spent its life smashing into a hammer?

[BradM]

So your left hand has never worked a day in its life, and your right has spent its life smashing into a hammer?

Yeah, it's kind of like a choose your own adventure book.