caskets floating out of cemeteries

[91CoupeMike]

That's why I have specific instructions to be cremated and then loaded into a bowl on top of some hydro following my memorial service.

I'm not sure who would hit that, that's some killer keef.

[YALE]

I still want a Viking funeral.

[JimD]

thats why louisiana has all of their graves above ground, just a matter of time before cali sinks

They don't do it around here.

[SS Junk]

They don't do it around here.

I would imagine it is done only in areas where the water table is too high.

[JimD]

I would imagine it is done only in areas where the water table is too high.

Yep probably, referring to the "has all"...I believe they have to be in a concrete vault now tho. Ive seen concrete float before, couldn't believe it 10,000 lb septic tank floated, had to set the backhoe on top of it and fill it with water, then backfill it.

[grove rat]

what movie is that?

[Nash B.]

Hard Rain, nigga!

[Boondock Saint]

LOL that was a common thing back home whenever we had a severe typhoon. On the southern end of the Island there was a cemetary across the street from the beach. We used to drive down there the day after to see if we could find bodies washed up. But the cops would have always have the area closed off.

[Sgt Beavis]

We've dealt with that for ages in Louisiana. That's why people in New Orleans are interned above ground.

[95DRGT]

cremate here too with explicit instructions to sprinkle just outside the water box and do a huge burnout

[Juiced4v]

3 more years and cali will float into the ocean!

[Cooter]

Throw tornadoes in there instead of earthquakes and it sounds like a typical Texas spring time to me. lol.

make sure you throw in the ability to pay for disaster repair/relief and then it's TX

[Big A]

3 more years and cali will float into the ocean!

I've always joked that I'll eventually end up with waterfront property on San Diego Island, but it was in reference to the fault line and earthquakes.