Well, I don't have kids, but I think the funniest thing to do when people act like assholes is to be horribly sweet with your response. Like: (Smiling really big) "Well you have yourself a very Merry Christmas too ma'am! And may the Lord bless you and yours in the new year! It was so nice to meet you! See ya later!" hahaha. Freaks people out! I also use this technique when people honk at me in traffic for not pulling out in of a driveway fast enough for their liking...I roll my window all the way down, lean out and give a big smile and a wave as if I thought they were honking to say hello.

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