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    A Maine man found himself in deep doo-doo after going on a tear at a local disc golf course — before he was apprehended by cops.



    Cops Find Naked Suspect at Bottom of Port-a-Potty

    He had allegedly caused a ruckus at a disc golf course by rolling in the mud and sitting in the disc goals


    By Sam Schulz


    A Maine man found himself in deep doo-doo after allegedly going on a tear at a local disc golf course — before he was apprehended by cops.

    That's because they found him in the bottom of a port-a-potty.

    When police at Enman Disc Golf in Brunswick in response to complaints that a naked man had been rolling in the mud, overturning trash cans and sitting in the disc goals, the suspect was nowhere to be found, The Times Record reported.

    For a while, a backpack full of clothes was all they could trace — until they spotted him in the bottom of the portable toilet, according to the Times Record.

    The 29-year-old didn't respond to cops' commands, the deputy police chief said, but eventually cops fished him out, sprayed him down and cuffed him.

    The man was taken into protective custody and hospitalized.

  • #2
    Talk about a shitty day.....

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    • #3
      that stinks

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      • #4
        Just when he thinks he free, this shit happens!

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        • #5
          Doesn't sound too far off from most of the nuts that play disc golf.

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          • #6
            Probably out there smoke'n the marijuana. That stuff'll make you put your baby in the oven and jump in a pool of shit. Every time.

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            • #7
              I know it stinks in there, cause he's the shit!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BradM View Post
                Probably out there smoke'n the marijuana. That stuff'll make you put your baby in the oven and jump in a pool of shit. Every time.
                don't forget it will make you eat peoples faces off too

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                • #9
                  When fecal matter becomes a criminal matter.

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                  • #10
                    I guess he decided to upgrade from weed on his daily disc golf activities.
                    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                    • #11
                      Can you believe this shit?!

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                      • #12
                        Shit happens...

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                        • #13
                          You guys make some really crappy jokes.

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                          • #14
                            What kind of shit for brains does that?

                            CN

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                            • #15
                              This thread is full of crap.
                              Originally posted by talisman
                              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                              Originally posted by AdamLX
                              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              Because fuck you, that's why
                              Originally posted by 80coupe
                              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                              Originally posted by Rick Modena
                              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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