Every person on craigslist is retarded

[Forever_frost]

Needing some Smokes - $60 (North FW)
Looking for some 420. Please no penis pics, I'm a dude and don't want any of those. Just the green.
Location: North FW
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/wan/3847812033.html

[Forever_frost]

buying used girls socks right off feet in mckinney $20-30 - $20 (mckinney)
Have a foot fetish looking to buy a chicks smelly socks right off feet must be between 18-25 paying 20$
Will ad extra 10 if I can smell your feet for 5 mins total 30
Must be in or near mckinney
Location: mckinney
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/wan/3847158260.html

[line-em-up]

He's easier to understand if you read it aloud as Boomhauer.