Every person on craigslist is retarded

[Sean88gt]

I put my SVTF up and have been gettig calls from dealers and buying services.

[Jimbo]

His next reply:

Billy Bob Thorton

6:22 PM (6 minutes ago)

to me
Yea I live in mesquite. Hows sat to pick up

lol, score. I don't know what any of the previous messages were about, but that "pick up" says he is buying it!

[BradM]

Can you get your wife to video the transaction? We need to see this yard in action. I'm still waiting for him to call you a trick.

*tard! Fucking autocorrect.

[roliath]

That doesn't make any sense. He says verbatim my "97 front is 4 piecces" (which has absolutely no bearing on this conversation since I'm only selling the rear). Then he tells me he found 2 pieces of the front (which again doesn't mean shit to me because I'm selling the rear). Then he follows up telling me he's changing from spice (which doesn't mean shit to me). I honestly don't even think he knows what the fuck I'm selling.

this is too hilarious. retards man...retards.

[Butch]

His current carpet color is spice. He can get the charcoal fronts. He has a 4pc rear carpet set and wants to make sure your 3pc set is compatible.

<---- talks to retards every day at work.

Co-workers or clients?

[Pro88LX]

That's racist!

Coons? When racoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom

[CJ]

The shit I put up with.

[TEAMJACOB]

Haha why won't you trade him? It's easily worth 100 times what you are asking lol

[Mike]

You handled that well. I would have freaked the fuck out!

[Baron Von Crowder]

You handled that well. I would have freaked the fuck out!

yeah no shit. Id have thrown the GO FUCK YOURSELF out way early in that conversation.

[Chili]

I would have just said "not interested in trades" and left it at that. lol

[talisman]

You handled that well. I would have freaked the fuck out!

yeah no shit. Id have thrown the GO FUCK YOURSELF out way early in that conversation.

Word up.

[Roscoe]

I think I'd rather shit on the item are you selling and throw it in the garbage. Take a picture of it and tell him to come get it....

I usually go overboard in my descriptions saying what I won't take and what I won't respond to moreso than the item description itself...

Gotta be firm with these leeches..

[Mike]

I think I'd rather shit on the item are you selling and throw it in the garbage. Take a picture of it and tell him to come get it....

I usually go overboard in my descriptions saying what I won't take and what I won't respond to moreso than the item description itself...

Gotta be firm with these leeches..

You know that fuck would still come pick up the shit crusted item.

[CJ]

Remember that kid that was trying to trade me a fucking tent, and then a subwoofer? He's back. I had this pump up for $60, he sends me a $40 offer and the fun ensues.