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  • #16
    Originally posted by CJ View Post
    They only gave me $100 for my '94 corsica, can you come down?
    "What's your gf/ wife look like and how would you rate her blow jobs on a scale of 1 to 10?"

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    • #17
      Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
      "What's your gf/ wife look like and how would you rate her blow jobs on a scale of 1 to 10?"
      herpes and aids.
      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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      • #18
        Originally posted by CJ View Post
        herpes and aids.
        Deal.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
          "What's your gf/ wife look like and how would you rate her blow jobs on a scale of 1 to 10?"
          Originally posted by CJ View Post
          herpes and aids.
          Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
          Deal.
          I'm turning on "Tard Speak"...

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          ........ Y'all just completed a carpet transaction!!!
          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
          dont downshift!!
          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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          • #20
            How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.
            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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            • #21
              Originally posted by CJ View Post
              How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.
              Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video
              Originally posted by PGreenCobra
              I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
              Originally posted by Trip McNeely
              Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
              dont downshift!!
              Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                I'm turning on "Tard Speak"...

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                ........ Y'all just completed a carpet transaction!!!

                Work your magic!


                Originally posted by Relinquished View Post
                How came about went nuts brother heard me rambling I was going kill the ass hole cop that gave me free ride to jail about brother hand cuff me off to the hospital to see the nut case people need I say more

                Sent from my PG86100 using Xparent Blue Tapatalk 2

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                  Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video
                  Can't, copyright infringement.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by BradM View Post
                    Work your magic!

                    How about when I almost went nuts. My brother heard me going off about some jerk police officer and that I was going to kill him. The cop gave me a free ride to jail to get him out. My brother was shocked, and wanted to take me to the asylum in restraints. What else can I say?
                    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                    dont downshift!!
                    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                    • #25
                      His next reply:

                      Billy Bob Thorton

                      6:22 PM (6 minutes ago)

                      to me
                      Yea I live in mesquite. Hows sat to pick up
                      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                        Stop watching that Lil Albert - Booty Pop video
                        Dammit! I just haaaad to look that up. What in the actual fuck?
                        "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                        • #27
                          Yeah, I live in mesquite. How is next Saturday to pick up?


                          You can take a break don, I got this one covered.
                          Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                          Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                            Yeah, I live in mesquite. How is next Saturday to pick up?


                            You can take a break don, I got this one covered.
                            I think he's preoccupied translating some elvish

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by CJ View Post
                              How well will your carpet fit in a double wide? I just need it to cover up the hole that the coons get in.
                              That's racist!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                                How about when I almost went nuts. My brother heard me going off about some jerk police officer and that I was going to kill him. The cop gave me a free ride to jail to get him out. My brother was shocked, and wanted to take me to the asylum in restraints. What else can I say?
                                What do you do for a living?! Pro tard translator?

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