In Vegas for 2 nights, what to do?

[Got5onIt]

Wife and I are going to Vegas for 2 nights next week. Any recommendations on what to do and see while there? Yes, I will be dropping some cash at the casino but I'd like some alternative entertainment while there. This is my first visit to Sin City.
I know you guys will give some good info!!

[red89notch]

There isn't really much to do there. A very boring city.

[GE]

Two chicks at the same time. Fuckin' A.

[BradM]

Sleep? Eat at a shitty buffet? 2 nights? Better rest up!

[Got5onIt]

Sleep? Eat at a shitty buffet? 2 nights? Better rest up!

Sounds like I'll need all the rest I can get, beforehand.

[JC316]

The aquarium at the Mandalay Bay is decent.

[talisman]

Go see the Beatles "Love" show.

[CJ-95GT]

Find a listing of shows for the nights you will be there and both of you decide. Check out the old strip if you get a chance and wear a good pair of walking shoes.

[soap]

go to the outskirts of town like find you a bunny ranch.

[davbrucas]

Absinthe is a must. It's in a tent right outside Caesar's Palace. FYI, don't sit near the stage.

[brandon01rt]

Just get dressed, leave the hotel and see how much trouble you can get in. Solid plan

[Sleeper]

Hookers and blow. Then maybe the aquarium.

[Captain Crawfish]

go play craps! 6 7 and 8

[helosailor]

Mike Tyson's tiger in the bathroom?
Stratosphere Tower? Fountain at the Bellagio?

[01-GATOR]

Hookers and blow, like Sleeper said.