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    Its a food feeling to be off from work..

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    • #3
      wrong forum
      THE BAD HOMBRE

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      • #4
        I like food feelings too

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        • #5
          Beer 30 Light

          BA SCORE
          54
          poor
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          45 Reviews THE BROS
          N/A

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          send 'em beer » rAvg: 1.87
          pDev: 32.09%
          High: 4.05
          Low: 1


          A - Straw colored and pale with no foam at the top

          S - Stale beer from cups that have been sitting out for 2 days

          T - Tasted like I had licked the can and then sucked on some wheat

          M - Harsh bubbles but goes to flat quickly

          O - Contrary to what they believe, it is a never a good time

          Serving type: can




          This beer was purchased in a 30-pack because It was the absolute cheapest beer in the store, and I was a college student just wanting to play drinking games.

          A - an extremely pale color similar to watery urine

          S - smells like a budwieser after you leave it in a red cup overnight.

          T - a very specific watery-metallic taste fills the palate, not resembling typical malt + hops beer in any fashion

          M - feels like fizzy soda pop in my mouth

          Overall, it's not too offensive to drink, which gives a 1.5, but just barely.

          Serving type: can






          Bought this beer as a joke this Thanksgiving. Without a doubt the worst beer I have ever tasted. As a matter of fact, you should try this. Because nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is this gross. One of my friends tried to shotgun one and failed miserably. His dog, who had consumed a fair amount of beer off the floor the previous night, wouldn't touch the spillage.

          A: Urine. With some bubbles.

          S: Smells stale fresh out of the can. Like a frat house.

          T: Tastes like Busch light, but weaker. At the same time, there's a hint of grape. I have no idea how it got there.

          M: Really heavily carbonated.

          O: Really terrible. Good to know about for bets (worst beer) and party tricks (make someone vomit).






          11.99/30 rack.

          This beer comes in a purple can. That should tell you something right off the bat. This is by far the worst tasting beer I have ever imbibed. The mouth feel is extremely thin and watery. It barely taste like beer. It just taste terrible and smells terrible, like dirty corn and urine. It leaves a strange after taste in your mouth, reminiscent of stale grape soda mixed with hooker spit that's been run across a dirty concrete floor.

          The only reason I bought this was because it was cheap and the design on the case was strangely intriguing. Regardless, I hope I never have to drink this again.

          Avoid at all costs.





          Bought a tall can for $0.89. I couldn't pass it up because it looks ridiculous. Can poured into glass stein.

          A - Straw yellow, lots of carbonation. Hardly any head whatsoever. Lace on side of glass.

          S - Metallic, sour, alcohol. Slight corny. Smells nearly like bile or stomach acid.

          T - Smell was what I had expected but the taste was the same. Sour, alcohol, fruityness. And not in a good way. Taste like bile. Sickly sweet upfront, acidic in the rear.

          M - Carbonation was not horrible, if the beer tasted better. Thin watery, and hard to allow down your gullet. Almost a gagging sort of difficulty with it.

          D - I do not know if I can finish this one.

          Look here, I understand beer makers make cheap beer to appeal to larger crowds. Look what A&B has done with Bud light! Not to compare the two but jesus. This stuff is hardly drinkable by any means. I do not understand or know anyone in college or not, that would drink this swill under gun point even. This beer is awful. The metallic taste, the gagging suppression to swallow a mouth full.

          Forget this I am pouring it down the sink.
          Not work the pocket change I forked over for it.



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          • #6
            How is it in the wrong forum. Yeah beer 30 isnt the last choose of beer.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
              How is it in the wrong forum. Yeah beer 30 isnt the last choose of beer.
              is that a question.
              THE BAD HOMBRE

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                Its a food feeling to be off from work..


                How is it in the wrong forum. Yeah beer 30 isnt the last choose of beer.
                Damn... how many did you drink?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                  How is it in the wrong forum. Yeah beer 30 isnt the last choose of beer.
                  dub tee eff?

                  So it's the first choose/choice?


                  I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
                  Ded

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                  • #10
                    LOL, these threads are like a well crafted running gag.

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                    • #11
                      Like a back door gtg

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by lincolnboy View Post
                        Like a back door gtg
                        PM ELVIS and talisman
                        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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                        • #13
                          Damn I love it when lincolnboy posts something! Guaranteed to make me laugh every time.
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                          • #14
                            Lincolnboy....making laughing.
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                            If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
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                            Because fuck you, that's why
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                            • #15
                              Jesus goef! What website is that? It a beer rating site I assume.

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