Zombie News Thread

[LANTIRN]

Just thought I would get a thread going with all the Zombie related stories so we have them in one place. Kind of creepy when you look at everything at once.

CDC Zombie Preparedness
http://www.bt.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies.asp

CDC Denies Zombies Exist
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1562141.html

Zombies in the news (in no particular order)

Miami
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1583320.html

Louisiana
http://www.alaskadispatch.com/articl...-eating-attack

New Jersey
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30...bbing-himself/

China
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hews-face.html

Canada
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/canadi...r-on-the-loose

Texas
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/06/26...tic-marijuana/

[Ruffdaddy]

Not even close to zombies...is this satirical? Or are you that far gone...lol. I know how bad you want it and all.

[LANTIRN]

Not even close to zombies...is this satirical? Or are you that far gone...lol. I know how bad you want it and all.

Really? I know "zombies" are fictional, but there have been a lot of instances lately of people eating faces. I don't know about you, but a sudden increase of humans eating faces makes me sit up and take notice. Eating human faces is not exactly natural.

[Jimbo]

"The hardest thing about a zombie outbreak will be pretending I'm not excited"

[LANTIRN]

"The hardest thing about a zombie outbreak will be pretending I'm not excited"

That is funny, but seriously, I'd be terrified. Zombie movies usually give me nightmares (and I own several guns). If it really happened, I would be huddled in my closet pissing myself for a week. Zombies creep me the fuck out.

[4bangen]

"The hardest thing about a zombie outbreak will be pretending I'm not excited"

"like"

[KBScobravert]

"The hardest thing about a zombie outbreak will be pretending I'm not excited"

It is written on my gun safe..................scribed by my own finger nails.

[Ruffdaddy]

Really? I know "zombies" are fictional, but there have been a lot of instances lately of people eating faces. I don't know about you, but a sudden increase of humans eating faces makes me sit up and take notice. Eating human faces is not exactly natural.

Cannibalism and Drugs do not equal undead humans...at all. Not even fucking close. Not even in the same god damn ballpark. Any more questions...?

[onemeangixxer7502]

Really? I know "zombies" are fictional, but there have been a lot of instances lately of people eating faces. I don't know about you, but a sudden increase of humans eating faces makes me sit up and take notice. Eating human faces is not exactly natural.

I'd definitely agree, the way its happening and the way the media is playing it down is weird. I'm not saying theyre the walking dead but nothing to say this isn't some sort of weird start to a flesh eating epidemic !? I mean I'd def be a lot more cautious about some person acting strange around me haha. The idea of a flesh eating zombies is a primal fear for some one. THe idea of another human being eating you is crazy then addition to they're hard to take down its easy to see how a primitive person might see them as dead and hard to kill LOL. I was at af riends talking about this tonight and he's very afraid of zombies ha

[BradM]

I'd definitely agree, the way its happening and the way the media is playing it down is weird. I'm not saying theyre the walking dead but nothing to say this isn't some sort of weird start to a flesh eating epidemic !? I mean I'd def be a lot more cautious about some person acting strange around me haha. The idea of a flesh eating zombies is a primal fear for some one. THe idea of another human being eating you is crazy then addition to they're hard to take down its easy to see how a primitive person might see them as dead and hard to kill LOL. I was at af riends talking about this tonight and he's very afraid of zombies ha

Are you drunk?

[03shadow4v]

I'm drunk, fuck zombies

[Jimbo]

I'm drunk, fuck zombies

werd

[talisman]

You guys are retards.

[TEAMJACOB]

You guys are retards.

Well said.

[351Coupe]

"So there I was in Garland Texas. You might think it looks like this because of the Zombie apacalypse. No, that's just Garland."