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  • #1

    Fun in Cleburne

    So there I was, trying to take a nap in my squad car after having a few donuts. You know after the initial rush from the sugar and carbs the down is hell. Anyways as I am starting to doze off I hear this racket. These two idiots, one in a truck and the other in the car, are trying to be funny. Both are acting like they are going to race so I thought hell I can only catch one of the fish. Everyone knows only the most educated folks drive Mustangs and they are usually compensating for a small penis. Sure enough this brat in the mustang trys to argue with me. Says his car is just loud and he was minding his own business driving like a little angel. Well I turn my camera off and think about roughing him up but then I remember the Chief telling me only one a month. Dammit I just kicked that pregnant chick last week so thats out. Well after 1.2 minutes of whining I wrote him a ticket and sent him on his way. He really needed an attention getter but I was over my quota. SUM Bitch

    Heh, I hope he gets a lawyer and atteempts to fight it. Me and the judge go fishing every weekend since I am dating his daughter.
    Whos your Daddy?
    Tags: tru story bro
  • #2
    Not bad. I give a 7.25/10.

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    • #3
      Meh.
      Karussell White - 2010 Genesis Coupe R-Spec 6MT 2.0T -

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      • #4
        Should have followed him home and shot his dog.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JC316 View Post
          Should have followed him home and shot his dog.
          And beat his pregnant mom while raping his boyfriend

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JC316 View Post
            Should have followed him home and shot his dog.
            Originally posted by krazy kris View Post
            And beat his pregnant mom while raping his boyfriend
            ...with a Texas Rat Snake.
            "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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            • #7
              thanks

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fast_black07 View Post
                thanks
                could have been worse...you could have gotten tazed bro.
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                • #9
                  You forgot the part about the sudden starts and stops.

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                  • #10
                    Pretty good!

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                    • #11
                      Should have given him a grammar, spelling and punctuation lesson as well.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 90MarkVII View Post
                        Should have given him a grammar, spelling and punctuation lesson as well.
                        You forgot the comma after spelling and before and.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fast_black07 View Post
                          You forgot the comma after spelling and before and.
                          The oxford comma would be entirely optional in the case of his statement.
                          "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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                          • #14
                            I live in cleburne and this sounds very accurate . 9.25 of a possible 10.0
                            The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by helosailor View Post
                              The oxford comma would be entirely optional in the case of his statement.

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