Dirk's "brother" filed a lawsuit against Cuban

[Gear_Jammer]

Yesterday at 3:20pm a person claiming to be Dirk's brother filed a lawsuit seeking a restraining order against Mark Cuban in the Federal District Court here in Dallas. The problem is that Dirk doesn't have a brother. I'm sure it's someone trying to pull a prank, and while it's clearly an abuse of the judicial system, I have to admit that it's funny.

Here is the Complaint:

[Mike]

Skip Bayless was involved.

[Nash B.]

Eh, it was funny, then it just got sad.

[talisman]

I don't get it.

[Gear_Jammer]

I'll bet Jonathan Lee Riches is behind this.

Serial Litigant Jonathan Lee Riches Is Freed From Prison, Promises To Ramp Up Crazy Lawsuit Pace

The convicted felon who became notorious for filing a torrent of bizarre--and often entertaining--legal actions while locked up in federal prison has been released after ten years in custody and is promising to pick up his litigation pace.

Freed on April 30, Jonathan Lee Riches, 35, has returned home to Pennsylvania, where he has opened a pair of Facebook accounts to chronicle his prolific, fantastical court filings. Defendants in Riches’s handwritten lawsuits have included virtually every newsmaker, celebrity, politican, criminal, and athlete of note.

You’re probably a nobody if the convicted credit card fraudster hasn’t sued you.

In a May 25 U.S. District Court filing--typed now that he’s out of the can--Riches sought to intervene in a lawsuit filed by Kim Kardashian against The Gap. Along with claiming to have lost his virginity to the reality TV personality, Riches recalled taking erotic photos of Kardashian while she modeled $2311.23 worth of Gap merchandise he purchased with a stolen credit card.

Riches's Kardashian motion was denied yesterday by a Los Angeles judge.

According to his Facebook pages, Riches wants to “flood the universe with more lawsuits.” He plans on financing this litigation assault via the sale of his Michael Jordan rookie basketball card (Riches is pictured above posing with the 1986 Fleer card). If he were to earn $800 from the card’s sale, Riches noted, that would allow him to purchase “1800 stamps to send lawsuits out.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...es-free-578912

[Gear_Jammer]

I don't get it.

You don't get what?

[talisman]

You don't get what?

What is supposed to be funny about it I guess. It looks like a poorly written attempt at a very long gay joke by an illiterate frat boy.

[Gear_Jammer]

What is supposed to be funny about it I guess. It looks like a poorly written attempt at a very long gay joke by an illiterate frat boy.

I thought the concept and the allegations were pretty comical. I think its poor writting is supposed be because it's from a German trying to write English, but it's possible that the person that wrote it is just an idiot. I'm not sure where the frat boy came from. If it is Jonathan Riches' behind this, he ain't no frat boy.