If I'm showering with the woman, sex is gonna occur. Otherwise, she's taking up the hot water.
You're just sayin' that cuz the hot water hits her first....
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"We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln
We have a large walk in shower with "his and hers" shower heads so we shower at the same time quite a bit. We have also been married 10 years, and sex in the shower sucks so to answer the question is never.....
You're just sayin' that cuz the hot water hits her first....
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It does, actually, she's a shower Nazi and likes the water WAY hotter than I do. I have to shower before her or she will take it all up and give me the BS "well I had to wash my hair with 1,250* water and the shower felt soooooooo good and relaxing and you should've joined me!"
No, I shouldn't have joined you. I like my skin still attached to my body after a shower, you fire-breathing tub dragon.
Originally posted by PGreenCobra
I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
It does, actually, she's a shower Nazi and likes the water WAY hotter than I do. I have to shower before her or she will take it all up and give me the BS "well I had to wash my hair with 1,250* water and the shower felt soooooooo good and relaxing and you should've joined me!"
No, I shouldn't have joined you. I like my skin still attached to my body after a shower, you fire-breathing tub dragon.
Jebus...I was just tryin to make a short joke...instead we get heralded with the tale of the firereathing tub dragon....lol
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"We, the people, are the rightful masters of both congress and the courts - not to overthrow the constitution, but to overthrow men who pervert the constitution." Abraham Lincoln
I'm like the rest of the normal folk on here. If a lady friend and I are in the shower together, she's getting the one eyed shampoo dragon. There's absolutely no reason to be in the shower together otherwise. That's hot real estate for a guy who's 6'4 that I don't need to be sharing unless it's a teleporter to pound town
Wont do if again. I thought the chunky Chinese girl I took home from the bar wasn't as chunky as I expected until I attempted to pick her up in the shower and gave myself a hernia. Shower = slick as hell , big girl=not easy to hold up on anything slick ... It was like trying to deadlift standing on a sheet of ice
Wont do if again. I thought the chunky Chinese girl I took home from the bar wasn't as chunky as I expected until I attempted to pick her up in the shower and gave myself a hernia. Shower = slick as hell , big girl=not easy to hold up on anything slick ... It was like trying to deadlift standing on a sheet of ice
Lolol at that!!!
ps: I'm going to pick up a primal and bring it in the shower.
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