Originally posted by Boondock Saint
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Chevy talking to elaine from seinfeld, standing next to her husband:
elaines husband: Hey Griswold, where you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
chevy: bend over and Ill show you
husband: you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that
chevy: I wasnt talking to you
Edit: I used to love this one,
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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