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  • Originally posted by Boondock Saint View Post
    lmao Classic Chevy Chase!
    Heck yeah.

    Chevy talking to elaine from seinfeld, standing next to her husband:
    elaines husband: Hey Griswold, where you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
    chevy: bend over and Ill show you
    husband: you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that
    chevy: I wasnt talking to you

    Edit: I used to love this one,

    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
    Last edited by Jimbo; 12-22-2010, 12:26 PM.

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    • Still my favorite exchange in the movie:

      Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
      Mary: That's my name.
      Clark: No shit.
      Originally posted by Denny
      I call dibs on Don's balls!

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      • $500 first bonus ever........

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        • Originally posted by OldGuysRule View Post
          Still my favorite exchange in the movie:

          Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
          Mary: That's my name.
          Clark: No shit.
          Nicolette Scorsese was smokin hot!

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          • Last edited by Jimbo; 12-22-2010, 12:45 PM.

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            • Originally posted by Jimbo View Post
              Heck yeah.

              Chevy talking to elaine from seinfeld, standing next to her husband:
              elaines husband: Hey Griswold, where you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
              chevy: bend over and Ill show you
              husband: you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that
              chevy: I wasnt talking to you


              Edit: I used to love this one,

              Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
              LMAO I had to go back and watch that scene again..
              And Shepherds we shall be

              For thee, my Lord, for thee.

              Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

              Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

              So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

              And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

              In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti

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              • drum roll please............ RUSS DRUM ROLL !!!!!!!

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                • Originally posted by ImayBblack View Post
                  Interested in the oil field? I can get you a job but it requires a lot of overtime.
                  who do you work for?

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                  • Our company gave us a $500 Christmas Bonus. And after several tough years that saw a freeze on hiring, incentives, raises, overtime, ect they informed us that they have re-instated raises. It was extremely welcomed and appreciated by everyone in the company.

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                    • $0,000,000
                      Originally posted by Da Prez
                      Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
                      Originally posted by VETTKLR


                      Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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                      • i work for the gubment......................................... so i have no idea what a christmas bonus is

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                        • Originally posted by Juiced4v View Post
                          $0,000,000
                          lmfao, same here!

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                          • I'm still waiting for my bonus check, I'm starting to think I'm not getting one.

                            EDIT: Got $500 cash last night
                            Last edited by Mike; 12-23-2010, 08:18 AM.

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                            • I got $4500, then q4 bonus and commission check at the end of the month.
                              "A bad day hunting beats a good day at work"

                              Golden Oaks Lodge
                              East Texas Axis and Fallow hunts
                              https://www.facebook.com/GoldenOaksLodge/

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                              • Originally posted by papapepper View Post
                                How much do you get?

                                I just got mine... $950.

                                Just curious how generous some of your employers are.
                                I get to keep my job, so I guess that's "bonus" for me?
                                Originally posted by Vertnut
                                I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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