Christmas bonus

[bard]

The best holiday bonus I've ever gotten was to either pick a frozen turkey or a canned ham.

[71chevellejohn]

USMC = $0
City of Fort Worth - $0

Anyone see a pattern?

If you would me your quota, then you could change this one!


j/k Don't taze me, bro!

[Leah]

That is one of the reasons I chose this career path.

There is a lot to be said for job security.

Hell yeah-job security goes a long way.

I'll be getting a pink slip.

Damn, dude. Again? So sorry-things just haven't been easy for you this year.

[Thehead]

That sucks.

We were very close to selling out this year because of the potential of the tax increases in capital gains in 2011. In the end we decided we could grow business enough in the next 3 years to outstrip the increase and put a few more dollars in our pockets.

But as part of the offer we made a list of the employees and what each would get at the conclusion of the sale... even though they have no legal claim to the purchase price. We also made sure each and every employee was to be offered a position at the new company without fear of layoffs for 3 years.

My partners and I have non ill-conceived that we did this all on our own.

Are you looking for new hires?????? I have no idea what business you are even in, but whatever it is I NEED IN IT!

[lowthreeohz]

Damn, dude. Again? So sorry-things just haven't been easy for you this year.

I took this job knowing it was temporary and most likely wouldn't hold out. They brought me in here to do something other than I had intended, and the money isn't good enough to stay around IMO. I have some other things cooking on the back burner, as i've kind of expected this from the onset. No worries, but thank you.

[ImayBblack]

I took this job knowing it was temporary and most likely wouldn't hold out. They brought me in here to do something other than I had intended, and the money isn't good enough to stay around IMO. I have some other things cooking on the back burner, as i've kind of expected this from the onset. No worries, but thank you.

Interested in the oil field? I can get you a job but it requires a lot of overtime.

[lowthreeohz]

Interested in the oil field? I can get you a job but it requires a lot of overtime.

I know the money is good - PM me the info. I'm certainly not against it, but I don't want to be a roughneck.

[ImayBblack]

I know the money is good - PM me the info. I'm certainly not against it, but I don't want to be a roughneck.

LOL well you might have to be for a little while. Hell some of the field guys make more than the DM's in overtime.

[clevelandkid]

My company is full of surprises... beyond the TLC lunch, they just passed out gift cards for target. Five dollars. Looks like they bought me some beer after all.

[Blame Canada]

Was told I was getting 15k. Will se at the end of the week.

[mstng86]

i just got mine, $5001.18 after 38% taxes- freaking taxes raped me.

This is about what happened to me last year. I needed every cent for the baby we had in January.

[racrguy]

My christmas bonus? Maybe I'll have a job the 30'th. Being unemployed SUCKS.

[Jimbo]

I got a one year membership in the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

No swimming pool for you.

[OldGuysRule]

I got a one year membership in the jelly of the month club, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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[Boondock Saint]

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lmao Classic Chevy Chase!