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  • #76
    The sauciness of "Fifty Shades of Grey"--the titillating trilogy that millions of women around the world are reading this summer--turned literal late last month, when a 31-year-old British man, apparently upset that his girlfriend was one of them, assaulted her with a bottle of steak sauce.

    According to authorities in Carlisle, U.K., Raymond Hodgson was so bothered that his girlfriend, Emma McCormick, was reading E.L. James' "pornographic" and "distasteful" book, he drove to her house and squirted her in the face.

    According to the Carlisle News & Star, the couple had been arguing and exchanging text messages before the sauce assault.

    McCormick "answered the door and the argument continued," prosecutors said. "She went to close the door and [Hodgson] jammed his foot into the door, slapped her once in the face, and then squirted her with this bottle of sauce."

    Hodgson, who denies slapping McCormick, pleaded guilty to assault and was ordered to pay 185 pounds in fines, including 100 pounds to McCormick. The judge also imposed a six-week, 6 p.m. curfew for the convicted saucer.

    Meanwhile, the "Fifty Shades" frenzy continues unabated. Hotels in the Pacific Northwest--where the novel is set--are offering special "sexy weekend getaways," according to CNN. The erotic novel is spurring sales of the classical music featured in its pages, according to NPR. And sales of the book itself are expected to eclipse the 20 million mark faster than "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo."

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    • #77
      I thought you were going to say you read it and were thinking about my hands.

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      • #78
        I am forcing myself to read this book and I don't see the big deal. Some chick wrote a novel of Letters to Penthouse with a shitty plot and women go crazy.
        De Oppresso Liber.

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
          My suggestions to you all...just get them to watch porn. The story lines are about as good, and it's a better visual. But then they feel "dirty". Stoopid womenz
          Yeah definitely a plus when you can get them to go pick them out with ya too.

          Originally posted by Darren M View Post
          Dude. I have SOOOOOOO benefited from those books!!!!! GREATLY!!!!!!!!!! She's reading them again for the 3rd time. I may need to get a prescription for some little blue pills to keep up.
          LONG LIVE WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS GREY!!!
          Mine wore me out when she was going through reading them. She'd say "f*ck me like Christian Grey" lol was a bit thrown off the first time I heard it. This book will make a freak of some women or just make them freakier in other cases

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          • #80
            Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
            That nigga is ripped!

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