50 Shades of Grey

[Ruffdaddy]

I could see Tatum Channing thrown into that mix as well with all of his sappy chick flicks he's done in the past.

I see where you're coming from and woolly be surprised if he was considered...but I think casting him would be a mistake. He doesn't have the depth or oddness. I swear I you could read his mind all you would see is derpina. Plus you can never trust anyone with two LAST names.

Is that the weird flick where he lost a ton of weight, and was scrawny as shit?


This stupid fucking book has come up at MANY happy hours recently. Some folks need to lose their man cards. Matt... Marty...

Yeah he got down to like 120lbs

[Silverback]

Please Brent, I've seen the chicks you've fallen out of barstools with!

[talisman]

Bazinga! And he wasn't just talking, he was arguing... Lmao!

Matt - it's been covered. It's called porn. As for the S&M and bondage... Who fucking asks to try that shit? I don't ask, I just do it. If it makes them uncomfortable, they know where the door is.

Hopefully if it makes them uncomfortable, the handcuffs are already on. This is why you always use the ball gag first!

[centexchick]

Read them all.....found them completely lacking......was not impressed.....I get more out of penthouse forums than I did those books.....they were nothing more than a bodice ripper with a little more sex.....

[bcoop]

Please Brent, I've seen the chicks you've fallen out of barstools with!

If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.

Like I said, holy fuck.... I'm glad my night ended early.

[Silverback]

Read them all.....found them completely lacking......was not impressed.....I get more out of penthouse forums than I did those books.....they were nothing more than a bodice ripper with a little more sex.....

Yeah but you and Jenn already take spreaders to the ass on a nightly basis just to stand over a mirror and see what the inside of your asshole looks like while your significant others paint their tonenails, put on frilly lingerie and jerk off on the mirror.

The books would be way below your standards

[Ruffdaddy]

I believe that was that boxing movie he did with Mark Wahlberg.

No it's not. He dis lose weight for the fighter but it's nothing close to what he did in the machinist. Check it out!

[centexchick]

A lot of women have issues with watching porn, and prefer to read trashy smut so they can visualize themselves and their partners, not someone else.

I don't get it either

I prefer porn.....I like a good mindless book to read but good grief.....the sleeping beauty ones by Anne Rice held my attention better than these.....

[Steve]

No it's not. He dis lose weight for the fighter but it's nothing close to what he did in the machinist. Check it out!

Wow, thats crazy he got thinner than that. He looked very ill in The Fighter.

[centexchick]

Yeah but you and Jenn already take spreaders to the ass on a nightly basis just to stand over a mirror and see what the inside of your asshole looks like while your significant others paint their tonenails, put on frilly lingerie and jerk off on the mirror.

The books would be way below your standards

Now that's a little extreme! LOL, I don't wanna see all that.....

[Steve]

Bazinga! And he wasn't just talking, he was arguing... Lmao!

Matt - it's been covered. It's called porn. As for the S&M and bondage... Who fucking asks to try that shit? I don't ask, I just do it. If it makes them uncomfortable, they know where the door is.

[Randy]

Wrong thread... i think you meant this one.

http://www.dfwmustangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=30443

[talisman]

Yeah but you and Jenn already take spreaders to the ass on a nightly basis just to stand over a mirror and see what the inside of your asshole looks like while your significant others paint their tonenails, put on frilly lingerie and jerk off on the mirror.

The books would be way below your standards

Ahhhh, good ol Tuesday nights...

[Treasure Chest]

Yeah but you and Jenn already take spreaders to the ass on a nightly basis just to stand over a mirror and see what the inside of your asshole looks like while your significant others paint their tonenails, put on frilly lingerie and jerk off on the mirror.

The books would be way below your standards

How the fuck did I get dragged into this?!

I haven't read any of the books. I heard that the writing is atrocious so I googled and excerpt. It reads like it was written by a 15 year old.

Eric, what I've seen is no comparison to the Beauty series.

[racrguy]

"I've read 50 shades of grey.... And I can do 87% of those things." -Rayne Summers