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  • Fatty Departs This World

    ... Crematorium does as well.


    Obese woman's body fat causes Austrian crematorium to burn down


    GRAZ, Austria – A devastating fire which gutted a crematorium in southern Austria was caused by an obese woman's excessive body fat blocking an air filter, Austrian public broadcaster ORF reported.

    The fire occurred at the facility in the city of Graz in mid-April. Firefighters had trouble extinguishing the blaze due to a thick layer of insulation lining the crematorium's walls.

    Austrian officials investigating the fire found that it was caused by the burning body of the 440-pound woman. The obese corpse reportedly led to overheating in the crematorium's filter system, triggering the blaze.

    Other recent fires caused by the burning of obese bodies were reported in Germany and Switzerland.

    Former Graz city fire chief Otto Widetschek said special crematoria for obese people should be set up in Austria to deal with the potential dangers of cremating obese bodies.

    "In Switzerland, there is now a special crematorium for XXL-bodies," he told ORF earlier this week.


    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/06...#ixzz1x1khIWhs
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  • #2
    Geez, I thought it was just the U.S. that was "expanding"...
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    • #3
      Gotta quarter her first.

      You don't throw a whole tree in the fireplace do ya?
      When the government pays, the government controls.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
        Gotta quarter her first.

        You don't throw a whole tree in the fireplace do ya?
        Thanks, Danny. I lol'd at a very inappropriate time in the middle of my staff meeting.

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        • #5
          Guess so, 440lb of whale blubber going up at once.

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          • #6
            That is pound for pound one of the funniest stories I've read today.
            Originally posted by Nash B.
            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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