Does anyone else have a wife not capable of understanding...

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I really love it when she has her back to me, walking away, on the other side of the house and acts like I'm supposed to hear her.

Mine is the same way. I swear that she intentionally goes in the other and mumbles so that she can bitch about me not listenting to what she is saying.

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Answer with a question. You'll learn.

Like, "Really? What do you mean?" It works as a good standby to just about anythging she says. Plus, it makes her think you are actually paying attention.

[FoxBodyNick]

just ask if she can please just talk during commercials or the time period between you getting up and making it to the bathroom door.

[Redd]

lol My wife likes to try and talk to me when shes in the washer/dryer room and im around the corner in the living room. Tv going, kids doing whatever, both washer/dryer going then comes out and asks why am are you ignoring me...

Thats about it. Other than that I do the yea, uh huh bit.

She waits to make plans at the damn last minute so I dont have to worry to much about getting conned into stuff days in advance.

[BlackSnake]

Like, "Really? What do you mean?" It works as a good standby to just about anythging she says. Plus, it makes her think you are actually paying attention.

Right on man! Gives you the chance to clue into whats going on.

[helosailor]

I can't believe you slackers...


C.J.
What are you doing in the kitchen?

[Dawkins]

If I am reading or typing I cannot hear a damn thing anyone says. Even after 10 years my wife still can't remember that.

[Chas_svo]

My wife is worse. If I pick up a book, iPad, or am watching a movie, she thinks I'm bored and start to talk. Pause tv or put book/iPad down, she stops. "I" have an issue.

"What do you think of when you think of a women? I think of a man, and take away all logic and reasoning!"

[KBScobravert]

I really love it when she has her back to me, walking away, on the other side of the house and acts like I'm supposed to hear her.

My wife knows I am deaf and still tries to talk to me from another room, or when i am in the shower. If she gets in a bad mood it gets worse. Too many years of too many booms and bangs and I think it only really affected my ability to hear HER. Nope she just needs to speak the fuck up.

[fordracer2]

She's still in the quiz portion of our early marriage.

Holy shit the 100 question shit kills me to! haha.

[fordracer2]

Damn rookies. Just gotta throw out some occassional " uh-huh, yea, and reallys" and then everything is cool. You don't actually have to "listen" to your wife.

That don't work all the time for me. she will ask me what she just said in a pissed tone. I know then i am fucked. lmao I still love her though.

[slow99]

My wife knows I am deaf and still tries to talk to me from another room, or when i am in the shower. If she gets in a bad mood it gets worse. Too many years of too many booms and bangs and I think it only really affected my ability to hear HER. Nope she just needs to speak the fuck up.

Ha, yep. We're in a San Francisco Victorian, the back room where I am is literally 75 feet away from the living room where she is and she'll start telling me shit.

[brandon01rt]

This thread has me cracking up! All women are the same!

[Sleeper]

Cj this sounds just like my wife as well.

She will wait until i start something then start talking. Usually she tries talking to the back of my head.

She can bag on me for forgetting her activity schedule, but ive got my own shit to try and remember. If it wasnt for her i could prob lose my car somewhere.

I've got a really bad habit of putting things where ill remember. Its usually some random place, and i always forget.

[Steve]

"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you."