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    A Pennsylvania police officer has been suspended after accidentally shooting his wife in the butt. At least, we certainly hope that it was an accident. Can you ever really be sure when it comes to married couples?

    Bill Owens, an officer for the Harrisburg Police, was hanging out with his wife and a few others during a Memorial Day weekend BBQ. Sources indicate that conversation shifted to the topic of guns, at which point the officer retrieved his state-issued firearm and fired a few shots into the air. One of the shots hit his missus in the derriere. He then drove his wife to the hospital and called the authorities.



    Owens will be charged with reckless endangerment, simple assault, and providing false information -- not to mention the earful he's bound to get from his wife. Investigators are also concerned that Owens may have tampered with the scene and that he may have been under the effects of alcohol during the event.

    Owens is currently being suspended without pay. His wife is recovering and in good condition.
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    bill: bring me a beer
    wife: get it yourself bill!
    bill: hey john, check out my gun *BOOM*




    bet she gets his beer next time

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    • #3
      What moron fires his weapon in the air? Correction, what state trained officer of the law, weapons expert, fires his gun in the air to show off?
      I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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      • #4
        If she had been in the kitchen this likely would never have happened.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
          If she had been in the kitchen this likely would never have happened.
          See, I was wondering how he fired in the air and hit his wife in the kitchen
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
            What moron fires his weapon in the air? Correction, what state trained officer of the law, weapons expert, fires his gun in the air to show off?
            a really drunk one, obv

            http://www.truthcontest.com/entries/...iversal-truth/

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            • #7
              At least his department is treating it correctly.
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              • #8
                Need pic of said butt.

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                • #9
                  We need the pic of Ross. Who has it?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                    What moron fires his weapon in the air? Correction, what state trained officer of the law, weapons expert, fires his gun in the air to show off?
                    Ask Elvis why all his kin do every new years Eve.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                      What moron fires his weapon in the air? Correction, what state trained officer of the law, weapons expert, fires his gun in the air to show off?
                      Weapons expert? I wouldn't use that term.

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                      • #12
                        He taught she was a zombie

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                          At least his department is treating it correctly.
                          Simple assault just doesnt have the right ring to it. Plus how the fuck do you shoot someone in the ass while shooting in the air? Maybe he was in a swimming pool and she was walking the deck?
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by kingjason View Post
                            Simple assault just doesnt have the right ring to it. Plus how the fuck do you shoot someone in the ass while shooting in the air? Maybe he was in a swimming pool and she was walking the deck?
                            I was referring to no pay and charges. I don't think the RIGHT charges were filed but I'm happy some were. And I'm still trying to work out how you could fire up into the air and hit your wife's ass. Straight up and straight down with a ghetto ass?
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                            • #15
                              I can't believe they suspended him without pay
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