Believe In Dinosaurs?

[Snatch Napkin]

I've also read that people believe the devil placed them on earth to try to "trick" people into believing the earth is older than it really is.

Some folks seem to flat out disbelieve just because the bible says the earth is X old and scientist carbon dated the bones to a much older date.

It's crazy.

This chick is not religious though at all, it just boggled my mind and it made no sense.

Oh fuck! She doesn't even have an excuse for it.

There's only one thing to do with her, then. I'll expect a live webcam address by the weekend, sir.

[slow99]

I'm a Christian and I believe in dinosaurs, I don't however believe that all oil and natural gasses were created by dinosaurs bones.

Solid fucking gold.

[talisman]

Someone throw up the Lewis Black bit about dinosaur bones being "the handiwork of the devil." One of the funniest slices of stand up ever.

[Sean88gt]

Why do Christians not believe in dinosaurs?

A lot of what is being cited is Young Earth Creationism that says the whole damn thing is only 6,000 years old. They are deeply flawed individuals. They rank up there with scientologists.

[Woods Racing Transmission]

Do some research on what oil/natural gas is comprised of. Dinosaurs have very little if not nothing to do with oil. The term "fossil fuels" is kind of misleading.

Oil/natural gas is made up of tiny fossil microorganisms

Coal is made up compressed dead plant life.

Just because they use term "fossil" does not automatically mean dinosaurs. It can be anything that was once living.

I know what its made/comprised of. Back when I was in school we were taught that it came from decomposed dinosaurs, hence the terms dino fuel or dino oil.

[CWO]

[X] dinosaur bones
[ ] Jesus bones

[Woods Racing Transmission]

[X] dinosaur bones
[ ] Jesus bones

Why should there be any bones of Jesus? After all he did rise from the dead and ascend into heaven to be with the father.

[VaderTT]

Why should there be any bones of Jesus? After all he did rise from the dead and ascend into heaven to be with the father.

He'd best not be eating faces in Miami.

[Lason]

If donosaurs werent real then explain this statue of God riding one....

[347Mike]

So you're telling me Jurassic Park wasn't real?

[71chevellejohn]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

Holy shit!!!! 100 pages into the first link they are still arguing that the Earth is flat and square. Their argument is the bible says "ends of the Earth" and "Four Corners of the Earth". When presented with a satellite picture of the Earth, they told the presenter it was photoshopped. Also Gravity is not real, people are hel to Earth by "intelligent pulling".

I really hope that the site is a joke site, but I don't think it is. I'm not clicking on the other link - it may kill me. And I don't want them finding my body in front of a screen that has that much stupidity on it.

[krazy kris]

This is one thing that always had me puzzled. If god created the earth in 7 days and created man in that time table. How do you explain the dinosaurs?

[talisman]

Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Strychnine]

Holy shit!!!! 100 pages into the first link they are still arguing that the Earth is flat and square. Their argument is the bible says "ends of the Earth" and "Four Corners of the Earth". When presented with a satellite picture of the Earth, they told the presenter it was photoshopped. Also Gravity is not real, people are hel to Earth by "intelligent pulling".

I really hope that the site is a joke site, but I don't think it is. I'm not clicking on the other link - it may kill me. And I don't want them finding my body in front of a screen that has that much stupidity on it.

Psssssst, come over here. I have a secret... but don't tell anyone:


In a low whisper...

The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

[Skidmark]

Fyi no where in the Bible does it give an age of the earth.

Ah I got you. I think I had 6000 years old stuck in my head from a previous read. Sean covered it afterwards,

A lot of what is being cited is Young Earth Creationism that says the whole damn thing is only 6,000 years old. They are deeply flawed individuals. They rank up there with scientologists.