Robbery Suspect Climbs Crane At SMU, Threatens Police Then Tests Gravity

[soap]

He is a human being not a dog.

What? Too soon?


Sent from my ass.

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

[03trubluGT]

Ch 11 reported that he had applied grease to the platform and sprayed WD40 at the SWAT officers that climbed up to get him.

I guess he forgot about the grease he applied and slipped...

[HarrisonTX]

Hilar!

[Downs]

In other news, the city can't figure out how it has a budget shortfall

Yeah no shit. All those resources expended and the fuckin outcome was the same as if they would have just shot his sorry ass.

[Geor!]

Where did the other thread on this go?

[TEAMJACOB]

With the news coverage, is there video of this ass hat taking a swan dive into concrete?

[Ted]

With the news coverage, is there video of this ass hat taking a swan dive into concrete?

I haven't seen one of him letting go, but he hung on longer than i thought he would.

[TEAMJACOB]

I'm sure it will be splattered over the web shortly

[mstng86]

So did the guy jump off, or fall off?

[TEAMJACOB]

So did they go jump off, or fall off?

I wouldn't jump to any conclusions. The responsibility of determining what happened falls on the local pd

[Snatch Napkin]

I wouldn't jump to any conclusions. The responsibility of determining what happened falls on the local pd

Not bad!! Not bad at all!!

[clevelandkid]

This is pretty much the best possible outcome. The city might not get sued over this one... Good riddance to the car jacker / swan diver.

[mardyn]

Couldn't they put one squad at the bottom with a couple of cops in it and call it good?

Makes too much sense ^^...

Good riddence to POS car jacker.

mardyn

[Vertnut]

This is pretty much the best possible outcome. The city might not get sued over this one... Good riddance to the car jacker / swan diver.

Yeah. As long as he didn't land on my car, I couldn't give two shits about that guy. One less asshole to feed in jail.

[Taylor]

Good riddance.