Trade my porn for a piano!

[4bangen]

lol, random stuff you find on craigslist!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/wan/3018970592.html

trade for playboy collection - $1200 (dallas)

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Date: 2012-05-16, 11:14AM CDT
Reply to: j2hfm-3018970592@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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playboy magazine collection 1972-2004 in wonderful condition. double years(1995 and 1998) 1200.00 or make BEST OFFER. would really like to trade for piano, fishing boat, trailer for fishing boat, small airplane flying lessons, piano drum or guitar lessons, camping gear, small gun rifle or pistol. i would love any of these things for trade! i received these magazines in trade of two haircut and grooming sessions and am not interested in trading for more playboy magazines or dvd's. thank you! 469-374-1152

•Location: dallas
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PostingID: 3018970592

[71chevellejohn]

Thanks for the extra publicity for my ad! *fingers crossed for the flying lessons*

[talisman]

2 haircuts are worth $1200?

[mstng86]

2 haircuts are worth $1200?

AND grooming sessions.

[johnboy]

I'm just wondering how Playboy is considered porn.

[Alex]

Maxim shows more than playboy

[johnboy]

Exactly my point. Although I will admit Playboy does have some fine ass women in it.

[Geor!]

I guess ELVIS really wasn't kidding about wanting to start an Elton John tribute band. I think the playboy collection was a typo though.

[Treasure Chest]

AND grooming sessions.

I'm apparently underpaid for my grooming sessions.

[mstng86]

I'm apparently underpaid for my grooming sessions.

Trimming your husbands pubes is not a grooming session. Its just foreplay.

[Treasure Chest]

Trimming your husbands pubes is not a grooming session. Its just foreplay.

I clean his ears out, pluck his eyebrows, and paint his toenails, too.

[mstng86]

I clean his ears out, pluck his eyebrows, and paint his toenails, too.

Oh, so he is just your little barbie doll.

I never understood why women like to pop our pimples and shit like that.

[johnboy]

Thats not the right kind of happy ending for the $600 special.

[Geor!]

Oh, so he is just your little barbie doll.

I never understood why women like to pop our pimples and shit like that.

Because they're fucking crazy. That's the answer to everything concerning a woman.

[johnboy]

But the fucking crazy psycho bitches are rocking in the sack!