Would you be dead by now?

[slow99]

I wasn't aware that we had the ability to re-attach whole hands, or that glass bottles were sharp or strong enough to cut through bone.

He'll have no idea as to what you're referring.

[line-em-up]

Since I've made it to age 50, and never been in a hospital, never broken a bone, and never even had stitches....I'd say yes, I would still be alive.

You guys who have had multiple hernias, joint surgeries, compound fractures, etc.....you should get Darwin awards.

Almost the same here. 47 and had a broken arm when i was 10. Ive been fortunate considering all of the death defying acts.

[MattB]

He'll have no idea as to what you're referring.

He'll google it, misinterpret some information and try to retort with some personal attacks though!

[VaderTT]

Who the fuck is VaderTT, wharz cheeseburger with cheese?

My Lambo was repossessed, so Don changed it back.

[CJ]

My Lambo was repossessed, so Don changed it back.

lol. I heard they shipped it to California. I have a friend with a Comanche for sale if you're interested.

[71chevellejohn]

My Lambo was repossessed, so Don changed it back.

You're still delivering pizzas though, right??

[Baron Von Crowder]

I had knee surgury a couple years ago, but would still be able to fiction just with pain, and would be laid up from time to time.

I got strep throat several times, so possibly though high doses of garlic will take care of it, and they have known that for along time.

[KILLER69]

Gallbladder removed at 23 and a double inguinal hernia at 32 im 36 right now.

[JC316]

I would have died several times due to my Crohn's disease. I've had it since I was 16 so I would have at least made it that far.

I've had numerous situations over the years that could have been deadly if I had not caught it in enough time.

Mine would have croaked me at 20.

[Steve]

I wasn't aware that we had the ability to re-attach whole hands, or that glass bottles were sharp or strong enough to cut through bone.

I never said I severed my whole hand. Perhaps you should be ask about the injury before assuming. But considering who you are, I know you're just trolling me like a jerk as usual.

He'll have no idea as to what you're referring.

You try way too hard to prove to everyone how smart you are. I know what you are referring to, the use of the word severed versus being lacerated.

[Nash B.]

I never said I severed my whole hand. Perhaps you should be ask about the injury before assuming. But considering who you are, I know you're just trolling me like a jerk as usual.

Oh, my mistake. Which part of your hand was severed, and how was it reattached?

I know what you are referring to, the use of the word severed versus being lacerated.

Well done.

[VaderTT]

lol. I heard they shipped it to California. I have a friend with a Comanche for sale if you're interested.

Hmmmmm, I've been looking for a Comanche!

You're still delivering pizzas though, right??

Yup, bestest crust in the biz!

Gallbladder removed at 23 and a double inguinal hernia at 32 im 36 right now.

You'd better quit 69'ing, it'll Kill ya!!

[Steve]

Oh, my mistake. Which part of your hand was severed, and how was it reattached?Well done.

My right thumb. It was attached with two surgeries, microscopic nerve/tendon/ligament repair and that was after the jerk ER doctor screwed up stitching me back up. I got really sick from when they put me to sleep, thenmy hand got infected and they had to cut some more tissue from my hand. The ER doctor thought it was funny to show the injury to my wife (then girlfriend) opening my hand the whole for her to see. The nurse had to catch her when got woozy. I still have no feeling on one side of my thumb and pain in my hand everyday. Everytime I grab something like a hand rail or something, I get a nerve jolt straight through my hand into my elbow. It was a horrible two years of my life recovering from all of that being sick, getting horribly fat, out of work etc.

[Rick Modena]

I can haz CHEESEBURGER WITH CHEESE?

[DeddRekoning]

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