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  • #91
    chicken pox would have killed me as an infant. i had it BAD. doc told my mom if i got it again it would kill me since it normally comes back worse
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    • #92
      Originally posted by talisman View Post
      I've got it once, about 3 or 4 years ago. It turned several large areas of my skin into this itchy crusty soup that would spread if I scratched it and touched another part. Ended up with it on both legs and arms and was miserable for about 3 weeks. Had to go to the Dr twice about it.
      Damn, I bet you're careful in the wilderness.
      "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
      "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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      • #93
        Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
        Damn, I bet you're careful in the wilderness.


        Not really. Hell, I wouldn't even know it if I was looking at it. I was terrible at biology.

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        • #94
          Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
          Damn, I bet you're careful in the wilderness.
          At first I was thinking I would be alive as I have only had my tonsils out (strep throat, maybe surviveable but I am not sure), and then wisdom teeth (not like you'd have most of them anyway back then). I had shitty eyesight before lasik, but that won't kill you. However, I remembered having to have a transfusion when I was born so yeah I would have been dead within hours of birth.

          My wife would have died during child birth, had I survived long enough to knock her up.
          I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


          Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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          • #95
            This is a pretty interesting thread. A whole lot of you would already be dead. Pretty crazy huh?
            "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
            "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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            • #96
              Chances are i would have swallowed a .40 S&W without meds from the multiple kidney stones and infections.

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              • #97
                Honestly with my alcohol consumption on a daily bases. I honestly see myself making to another 8 years, before I have problems with my health. Do I care? Fuck no. All I need it boob and food.
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                  This is a pretty interesting thread. A whole lot of you would already be dead. Pretty crazy huh?
                  It is crazy to think about, and something I have pondered from time to time. Even most of the people that "would have survived" based on their responses, they probably would have been killed off by famine, war, or disease before they reached 40 or 50, at least until you get get into the more modern era like around the Revolutionary War. I'd still be dead at birth so it's a moot point for me. Fun to think about, though.
                  I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                  Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by sspstang View Post
                    Honestly with my alcohol consumption on a daily bases. I honestly see myself making to another 8 years, before I have problems with my health. Do I care? Fuck no. All I need it boob and food.
                    Damn how much do you drink on a daily basis?
                    I don't like Republicans, but I really FUCKING hate Democrats.


                    Sex with an Asian woman is great, but 30 minutes later you're horny again.

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                    • Originally posted by Shorty View Post
                      Eh, I didn't see it.

                      Should I call you liver or Chopped?
                      I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                      • Like Rob, type 1 diabetes, and I would have died at 23, about 22 years ago. And just in case you are unsure, diabetes sux ass.
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                        • Since I've made it to age 50, and never been in a hospital, never broken a bone, and never even had stitches....I'd say yes, I would still be alive.

                          You guys who have had multiple hernias, joint surgeries, compound fractures, etc.....you should get Darwin awards.

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                          • Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                            Yep dead. Bullet removed from forehead at 24, probably would be a sociopath if not for the medications.

                            Then, when I was in NZ I got sick for a few days with a 105 degree fever (pretty normal for my fevers) and wife's sister pumped me full of painkillers. I thought I was Hulk and yelled "Hulk Smash" and tried to flip a bus
                            Uhhh....no bullets in the middle ages, so you might be ok, or maybe still crazy, but not dead?
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                            86 SVO - Sold
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                            01 TJ - new toy - Sold
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                            • Originally posted by white trash wagon View Post
                              Since I've made it to age 50, and never been in a hospital, never broken a bone, and never even had stitches....I'd say yes, I would still be alive.

                              You guys who have had multiple hernias, joint surgeries, compound fractures, etc.....you should get Darwin awards.
                              you realize you can get a hernia by coughing or pinching a duece. they are extremely easy to have happen
                              07 f250-family truckster
                              08 Denali -baby hauler
                              52 f1-rust bucket
                              05 Jeep tj. Buggy
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                              • Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                                I would have thought that train, automobile, and 4 wheeler safety had improved more drastically since the middle ages.
                                Fucking finally ...

                                Originally posted by Chas_svo View Post
                                Uhhh....no bullets in the middle ages, so you might be ok, or maybe still crazy, but not dead?

                                I lost my hand to a ray gun ... thank god I wasn't living in the Middle Ages or I would've been toast.
                                Originally posted by davbrucas
                                I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                                Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                                You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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