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So far, yes. No major surgeries other than a retinal reattachement (15), vasectomy (32), my tongue stiched back together after a 3 wheeler accident at age 5/6.
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God must have some great plan for my daughter or grandkids! Cause I should be dead at least 3 or 4 times by now with how crazy I was in my younger daysGOD BLESS TEXAS
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Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!Comment
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Dead, if for not other reason from a car wreck at 16/17 y/o.Originally posted by MR EDDComment
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I've never been admitted. Just made a few trips to the ER for stitches and dehydration. Wife would have been dead from eclampsia from being pregnant with oldest son to which now she's on life long medication. That same son would've been dead three times over from wife's eclampsia, being Type I and the latest, getting sepsis from orbital cellulitis, which has bent his sinus cavity and is now on steroids until he stops growing so it can be surgically repaired.Comment
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I've never been had a broken bone, admitted to a hospital or been under the knife. Knock on wood.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.Comment
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Nope I had a kidney issue when I was a kid and I would have died without surgeryOriginally posted by Nash B.Comment
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Oh those f'in 3 wheelers. I was in a wheel chair for a month because of one of those things.Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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I had to get my tonsils out at 20....not sure if that would've killed me or not.
If the aforementioned hadn't killed me, I probably would have died in childbirth with my second at 22.....and had he not killed me, the ovary that I lost to a pre-cancerous ovarian tumor at 27 would have certainly done me in.
Aside from medical issues, I'm also pretty mouthy for a chick, so I'm sure I would've been killed by my middle-ages husband, just out of principle.Comment
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I've been lucky. I've got a horrible skeleton, but everything else is decent.How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?
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TroofOriginally posted by BradM View PostJust because you put stuff in your ass doesn't mean your colon was sucking it up there.
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Ouch! I had to get my lip stitched back up from a good punch. It busted it all the way through both sides & went up to my nose. I looked like I had a Clift lip LOLOriginally posted by Sean88gt View PostGOD BLESS TEXAS
August Landscaping
214-779-7278
Seb's high class.
He'll mow your grass.
He'll kick your ass.
And while his kidney stones pass,
He'll piss in a glass!Comment
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I had my gallbladder removed at 16 and my appendix removed at 18. I would definitely not be here I have been dealing with stomach problems since I was 6 years old .. Oh joy for meComment
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I would be fine but I would have some F-ed up teeth without the braces I got when I was a kid . My baby teeth wouldn't come out on there own so I had to have 11 pulled and 4 extra k9's to get my braces . I looked like a vampire when it wasn't cool .Big Rooster RacingComment
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