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  • Originally posted by slow99 View Post
    Fucking finally ...




    I lost my hand to a ray gun ... thank god I wasn't living in the Middle Ages or I would've been toast.
    Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
    ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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    • Dead x2.

      My right hand has been deeply severed twice both times with very heavy bloodflow. Once from a glass bottle, the other time from a knife.

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      • <---

        Incredible genes; never been hopitalized except when I got way drunk in NYC.
        Full time ninja editor.

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        • Originally posted by LANTIRN View Post
          Damn how much do you drink on a daily basis?
          Like he's really going to answer that truthfully.


          I think would've been dead after I was born... don't really know the details. My mom never really talks about it and I've never really asked. I have a scar on my back shoulder on the left side, I was told it happened after I was born.
          Originally posted by talisman
          I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
          Originally posted by AdamLX
          If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
          Originally posted by Broncojohnny
          Because fuck you, that's why
          Originally posted by 80coupe
          nice dick, Idrivea4banger
          Originally posted by Rick Modena
          ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
          Originally posted by Jester
          Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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          • Dead ingrown toenail- had to have surgery

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            • id still be alive. i've broken my wrist, hand in several places, 6 ribs total, torn my acl and mcl on left knee and acl on right knee... aaaand.. never went to the hospital for any of it. actually just found out about my knees recently, makes sense now why i limped around for a year in high school. i'm sure when i get old(er) i'll probably just fucking disintegrate. hopefully robot bodies will be all the fashion by then, because i'll need one.
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              • Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                I'd be dead. My colon suckd
                Same. You, me, and Crash are all in the same boat going up shit creek.

                But yeah, I am living on borrowed time thanks to modern medicine. As it say, doc said I had 24-48 hours to live when they did a small bowel resection to remove a fistula.

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                • Alive and still kickin at 43. My worst injury was when i tagged my forehead climbing out of a fuel tank of a KC-10 at RAF Mildenhall. Fkn sucked because we couldn't flag anyone down, so i had to contact the tower from the jet to get some help, then to make matters worse, no fkn hospital on that shithole, they had to take me just up the road to lakenheath. 8 stitches.

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                  • Originally posted by JimD View Post
                    Alive and still kickin at 43. My worst injury was when i tagged my forehead climbing out of a fuel tank of a KC-10 at RAF Mildenhall. Fkn sucked because we couldn't flag anyone down, so i had to contact the tower from the jet to get some help, then to make matters worse, no fkn hospital on that shithole, they had to take me just up the road to lakenheath. 8 stitches.
                    Nothing to add, I just lived at Lakenheath when my Dad was stationed at Mildenhall.
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                    • Man I've had a pretty boring life. Never been admitted to the ER, never been really sick, never broken a bone in my body, and i've not had any major surgery.

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                      • I would most likely be dead due to a heart attack at age 19.

                        Gob bless morphine, nitroglycerin, oxygen in tanks, and aspirin. To this day I always carry a vile of nitro on me in case of emergency.
                        Originally posted by lincolnboy
                        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                        • By natural causes? No.
                          Ded

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                          • Originally posted by VaderTT View Post
                            By natural causes? No.
                            Who the fuck is VaderTT, wharz cheeseburger with cheese?
                            .

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                            • Originally posted by Steve View Post
                              Dead x2.

                              My right hand has been deeply severed twice both times with very heavy bloodflow. Once from a glass bottle, the other time from a knife.
                              I wasn't aware that we had the ability to re-attach whole hands, or that glass bottles were sharp or strong enough to cut through bone.
                              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                              • I would have died several times due to my Crohn's disease. I've had it since I was 16 so I would have at least made it that far.

                                I've had numerous situations over the years that could have been deadly if I had not caught it in enough time.

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