Would you be dead by now?

[CJ]

Honda ATC 110, the big tired one. Let's take something unstable, put an 8" wheel and a fucking 48" tire with innertube strength side walls and stick a motor in it!

Same one I ate shit on. They do not jump well.

[Wicked98Snake]

Train story, please?

He was drunk the day his mom got out of prison, and he went to pick her up in the rain and before he could get there to pick her up in his pickup truck he got runned over by a damn 'ol train.

[slow99]

I would have thought that train, automobile, and 4 wheeler safety had improved more drastically since the middle ages.

[BradM]

He was drunk the day his mom got out of prison, and he went to pick her up in the rain.

Then got runned over by a dadgum train?

[bcoop]

Same one I ate shit on. They do not jump well.

I've got an ATC70 for the kiddo, and also have a ATC 185S and ATC 200s. While unstable and dangerous, we've never had any serious injuries on them, thankfully. A lot of wrecks should have done more damage than they did though.

A buddy of mine growing up had the 250R (race suspension, 250 2 stroke, true standard tranny) and that thing ran like a scalded fucking ape. LOTS of friends got permanently fucked up on his rig.

[Sean88gt]

Same one I ate shit on. They do not jump well.

I was on a road that circled my grandpa's cabin, it was cut for drainage and had a decent pitch. My dad started yelling for me to slow down and I looked behind me, and did the ol push/pull on the handlebars hitting the drainage ditch and rolling that damn thing. The next few moments were dirt, sky, dirt, sky, dirt, sky, kawasaki green honda 3 wheeler, pain........pause.......hospital.

[krazy kris]

Train story, please?

Long story, but to make it short I was a conductor and got my foot caught between the knuckles of the locomotive and a rail car. It made a joint with my foot inside the knuckles. Both the pins fell and I spent 2 months in the hospital and 1 year in a wheel chair.

[KBScobravert]

Would still be alive.

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[BradM]

Long story, but to make it short I was a conductor and got my foot caught between the knuckles of the locomotive and a rail car. It made a joint with my foot inside the knuckles. Both the pins fell and I spent 2 months in the hospital and 1 year in a wheel chair.

Yeah, that's not nearly as sensational as I thought it would be. lol

[Hmbre97]

For sure. I had lots of respiratory issues as a child. Seemed I was always in the hospital around Christmas every year until I was about 8 or 9. I had pneumonia several times which surely would have done me in (and almost did even with modern medicine).

[Forever_frost]

Yep dead. Bullet removed from forehead at 24, probably would be a sociopath if not for the medications.

Then, when I was in NZ I got sick for a few days with a 105 degree fever (pretty normal for my fevers) and wife's sister pumped me full of painkillers. I thought I was Hulk and yelled "Hulk Smash" and tried to flip a bus

[Forever_frost]

Long story, but to make it short I was a conductor and got my foot caught between the knuckles of the locomotive and a rail car. It made a joint with my foot inside the knuckles. Both the pins fell and I spent 2 months in the hospital and 1 year in a wheel chair.

That sounds like it'd hurt like hell.

[jasone]

3 hernia surgeries ages 18, 22, 24
1 appendix surgery age 19
2 reconstructive knee surgeries ages 17, 29

but I would still be alive because I am awesome.

[krazy kris]

Yeah, that's not nearly as sensational as I thought it would be. lol

nope

That sounds like it'd hurt like hell.

Oh it did I was taking 4-5 pain pills every 3-4 hours for about a year. Oddly enough I have no feeling from my calf muscle down. Its like a stationary block of wood at the end of my leg.

[talisman]

I would be fine, but I'd have an extra kidney.