Are you the Quagmire in your neighborhood?

[Big A]

Possession? I like how you put words into people's mouth.

Abnormal words?, lol....

You are a walking thesaurus. Quit trying so hard.

[slow99]

You are a walking thesaurus. Quit trying so hard.

I was thinking lexicographer.

But yeah dude, stop trying so hard.

[blk95]

I'm not home yet damn it...I'll put one up here in a bit. Then you'll all be like "oh now I understand".

you have lied to us. it is now 10:55pm and no pics. two week ban minimum

[Nash B.]

I was thinking lexicographer.

But yeah dude, stop trying so hard.

Shit, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.

[helosailor]

Shit, we're bein' beat up by the inventor of Scrabble.

What are you? Some kind of boy scout?

[Big A]

What are you? Some kind of boy scout?

I'm the last one, unfortunately.

[GE]

[Snatch Napkin]

I'm not so irrational that I would kill a man, but that is my knee-jerk reaction. Definitely not gonna high five him.

I wouldn't gaurantee a high five for the dude unless we just happened to get along in that manner. I would befriend him so that he would speak on my behalf in divorce court. I feel like I would wind up racking up a huge lawyer bill defending why I shouldn't pay any of the court costs, including my lawyer fees. I also would have him fight for everything we acquired during our marriage, as our marriage was obviously under false pretenses.
As you know, Texas is a community state. The chances of me winning my argument aren't very high. Which is why Jodi, Tyrone, or Sancho would need to be there and help me tell a story of a lying, manipulative whore who tricked me into marriage.
I would try to get everything I could. All while staying out jail, even simple assault.

Not to mention, in this day and age of piece of shit attornies who would jump on a civil court case to sue me on behalf of the dude that fucked my hypothetical whore.
All that would need to happen is me confront him, yelling obscenities in public for circumstantial evidence. She could go the extra mile and slap him, escort him to the station, and file a report. Those simple little pieces would easily add up to a win in civil court.
Naturally, when it gets proven that he lied about the assault, he'll go to jail, and she'll spend his money while dropping off $20 a week for commissary.

Damn, I really do have a PHD in crazy bitch.

[Big A]

I wouldn't gaurantee a high five for the dude unless we just happened to get along in that manner. I would befriend him so that he would speak on my behalf in divorce court. I feel like I would wind up racking up a huge lawyer bill defending why I shouldn't pay any of the court costs, including my lawyer fees. I also would have him fight for everything we acquired during our marriage, as our marriage was obviously under false pretenses.
As you know, Texas is a community state. The chances of me winning my argument aren't very high. Which is why Jodi, Tyrone, or Sancho would need to be there and help me tell a story of a lying, manipulative whore who tricked me into marriage.
I would try to get everything I could. All while staying out jail, even simple assault.

Not to mention, in this day and age of piece of shit attornies who would jump on a civil court case to sue me on behalf of the dude that fucked my hypothetical whore.
All that would need to happen is me confront him, yelling obscenities in public for circumstantial evidence. She could go the extra mile and slap him, escort him to the station, and file a report. Those simple little pieces would easily add up to a win in civil court.
Naturally, when it gets proven that he lied about the assault, he'll go to jail, and she'll spend his money while dropping off $20 a week for commissary.

Damn, I really do have a PHD in crazy bitch.

I hear you loud and clear, which is why I shouldn't get married. If my wife sucks another man's dick, I have issue with that, regardless of the law.

[svauto-erotic855]

Get an ultra fine woman who likes group sex and invite the couple over for a 4some; after the dude gets to tap a 10 while his 6 of a wife watches he should calm down. Failing that beat the living shit out of the guy after he steeps into your yard. Both tactics have worked for me in the past.

[Ruffdaddy]

Get an ultra fine woman who likes group sex and invite the couple over for a 4some; after the dude gets to tap a 10 while his 6 of a wife watches he should calm down. Failing that beat the living shit out of the guy after he steeps into your yard. Both tactics have worked for me in the past.

Cause it's that easy to find a 10 that's down for a revenge foursome...

[racrguy]

Cause it's that easy to find a 10 that's down for a revenge foursome...

Maybe for you its difficult.

[bcoop]

Exa If you fuck my wife, I will deal with her, and shortly thereafter take care of you.

That is retarded. Grow a pair. lol

[Randy]

This........

[sc281]

Eh hmm.


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