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    Chiggers! ARGG!

    That time of year. At least they don't eat up my balls like they did when I was a kid. I gotta remember to dust my shoes with sulphar more often.

    What's the best remedy to kill the itch? (of the chiggers, not my balls)
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    Originally posted by Frank View Post
    At least they don't eat up my balls like they did when I was a kid.


    Well, that was explicitly more information than I wanted to know about you.

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    • #3
      So, how are you liking the country life? Lol

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Frank View Post
        That time of year. At least they don't eat up my balls like they did when I was a kid. I gotta remember to dust my shoes with sulphar more often.

        What's the best remedy to kill the itch? (of the chiggers, not my balls)
        Alcohol
        How do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?

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        • #5
          im surprised chiggers didnt get autocorrected to crackers on this board.

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          • #6
            absorbine jr. or alcohol

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            • #7
              Chiggers burrow under the skin.
              So scratch the ever loving shit out of it with scotch brite then rub it down with laquer thinner.
              Works for me.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by "MrEd" View Post
                Chiggers burrow under the skin.
                So scratch the ever loving shit out of it with scotch brite then rub it down with laquer thinner.
                Works for me.
                Spray primer on to protect future outbreaks?

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                • #9
                  Paint them with clear nail polish. It will suffocate them.
                  Rich

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                  • #10
                    One thing I do not miss.
                    Originally posted by davbrucas
                    I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                    Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                    You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                    • #11
                      All above will work. I will add lemon scented bleach to the list of kill the chi66ers remedies.
                      Fuck you. We're going to Costco.

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                      • #12
                        Plain ole cheap Ban de-oderorant works well and doesn't dry the skin out like fingernail polish does.
                        "It's another burrito, it's a cold Lone Star in my hand!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Frank View Post
                          That time of year. At least they don't eat up my balls like they did when I was a kid. I gotta remember to dust my shoes with sulphar more often.

                          What's the best remedy to kill the itch? (of the chiggers, not my balls)
                          Clear finger nail polish on the bite area.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Geofster View Post
                            Alcohol
                            Methinks yo r on to somthing. I done drasnk half thes bottle and I dontt feel a damn thninngg

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Frank View Post
                              Methinks yo r on to somthing. I done drasnk half thes bottle and I dontt feel a damn thninngg
                              Just wait till you get done with the nail polish!

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