For the guys with infected wives

[Leah]

Get her a prenatal massage at a place that specializes in that crap. Her mind will be blown.. and well you know how the rest goes..

Excellent idea!

[KBScobravert]

Excellent idea!

She is only 10 weeks along. Then again I can get it for her now and she can always use it later when she starts showing.

[Snatch Napkin]

She is only 10 weeks along. Then again I can get it for her now and she can always use it later when she starts showing.

You have received 50,000 coins for your use of forethought.

[A+]

If she has caught your goo and has one due.

You get her nothing then whoa be on to you...

Langston Hughes?

[ThreeFingerPete]

Give her a pearl necklace.

[Tyrone Biggums]

I wouldn't get her anything. Too early in the game.

[Couver]

Langston Hughes?

Langston who? Had to google him... That was just something that popped into my head sure I read it somewhere....

[KBScobravert]

Give her a pearl necklace.

Those are a dime a dozen from me. It needs to be unique

[Stoner]

Get her a new firearm!

[Couver]

Get her a new firearm!

Winner!

[dblack1]

My wife gives me a fathers day gift and I've yet to impregnate her. I'd get my wife a really nice gift for mothers day if she was pregnant.

[Sean88gt]

I'm allowing her to blow me.

[Treasure Chest]

Get her a new firearm!

Winner!

Pregnancy hormones can fall under a temporary insanity plea. Are you sure you should tempt fate?

[KBScobravert]

Pregnancy hormones can fall under a temporary insanity plea. Are you sure you should tempt fate?

Pssh, we have loaded pistols laying around the house like throw pillows. I ain't skeered.

On second thought. Maybe I should unload them when she is not looking.

[mstng86]

Pssh, we have loaded pistols laying around the house like throw pillows. I ain't skeered.

On second thought. Maybe I should unload them when she is not looking.

Just tie her up for the next 7 months. I am sure that will solve everything.