Who wants to go rob a police station?

[unkoricky]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Teen-Charged-With-Trying-to-Rob-Police-Station-150791745.html

An 18-year-old man has been jailed and charged with robbery and theft after he was accused of trying to rob a suburban Dallas police headquarters.

Keithan Kennard Manuel is in Dallas County jail with bonds totaling $300,000 after the incident at the Wilmer Police Department, 15 miles south of Dallas.

His attorney, Carl Hays of Dallas, didn't return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment on Tuesday.

Police records show Manuel walked into the police station Saturday, wearing a white towel over his hands, and told the dispatcher to hand over the station's money. The records show Manuel changed his request to asking if there were any warrants against him, but as the dispatcher checked Manuel said he had a gun.

Two officers were summoned to arrest him.

[ELVIS]

you mean every single Wilmer office wasnt out writing speeding tix on 45?

god bless.

[KCHAR]

Let me guess the race.....

[unkoricky]

Let me guess the race.....

full blooded pitbull

[Denny]

Gotta be a member here.

[DON SVO]

you mean every single Wilmer office wasnt out writing speeding tix on 45?

god bless.

It took 6 minutes for units to arrive, they had to wrap up their in-progress citations first.

[KCHAR]

It took 6 minutes for units to arrive, they had to wrap up their in-progress citations first.

Or wake-up from their naps

[unkoricky]

Man accused of robbing Texas police station reportedly says it was just a joke

Well, the joke's on him.

An 18-year-old man, who said he was joking when he allegedly entered a suburban Dallas police station demanding money and later saying he had a gun, has been jailed and charged with robbery and theft.

Keithan Kennard Manuel is in Dallas County jail with bonds totaling $300,000 after the incident at the Wilmer Police Department, 15 miles south of Dallas. Carl Hays, Manuel's attorney, didn't return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment on Tuesday.

Police records show Manuel walked into the police station Saturday with a white towel over his hands, and told the dispatcher to hand over the stationhouse's money. The records show Manuel changed his request to asking if there were any warrants against him, but, as the dispatcher checked, Manuel then said he had a gun. Two officers arrested him.

In a jailhouse phone interview, Manuel told CBSDFW.com that he “didn’t say nothing like that.”

"Man, I play like that all the time," he told the station, pointing out that a gun was not found. "I didn't think she would take it seriously."

Police Chief Victor Kemp told the station, "This young man wasn’t using his head for sure. You hear of those World's Dumbest Criminals every once in a while, but you never think it's gonna happen in your city."

[Machx2]

you mean every single Wilmer office wasnt out writing speeding tix on 45?

god bless.

Yea, I don't have much good to say about Wilmer Pd. Also, have you seen their "dispatchers"? They seem to be lacking some teeth.

[KCHAR]

Awe dog youz knows I just beez playin' and sheet....

[ELVIS]

he beez in the jail,
beez, beez in the jail.

god bless.

[ram57ta]

WOW. Just WOW. It should be legal under the Texas penal code to just shoot certain people because they are SOOOO stupid that they can't be rehabilitated.

[mystic96]

WOW. Just WOW. It should be legal under the Texas penal code to just shoot certain people because they are SOOOO stupid that they can't be rehabilitated.

Then who would be left to post here?

[03trubluGT]

you mean every single Wilmer office wasnt out writing speeding tix on 45?

god bless.

I LOL'd.

Being from Ennis, I knew never to speed through there.

[JimD]

Thats about a stupid motherfucker.