Goats...why or why not?

[Mach1]

No, I said it dented the fender, not destroyed the car. This is what would have happened if I'd had a boner.

(apologies to Donna)

Excellent

[talisman]

It's also a little more involved if you want to milk them.

Would you say you're good at administering a milking, Jen?



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[beech72]

Did i say two fingers? better make it three

[Nash B.]

Don't get a goat. Get a lawnmower.

[Sean88gt]

Don't get a goat. Get a lawnmower.

He never said he wanted a mexican.

[Special K]

We have a herd of nigerian dwarfs and 3 nubians. The male goats smell terrible and will permeate everything around. There is no mistaking a male goat on a property. Baby goats are cuter than puppies though....
Note the absence of any living foliage and destroyed "housing"...

[Treasure Chest]

LMAO at the kid playing king of the mountain on the pig. You are correct, there is nothing cuter than a goat kid playing.

[Wicked98Snake]

He's like put up your dukes, and I'm like fuck it I got no dukes!

[Treasure Chest]

Would you say you're good at administering a milking, Jen?



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I've got my technique down and it's harder than you'd think. You can't just grab on and start pulling, that only pisses them off.

[jluv]

My ol' lady's dad brought a "pet" goat home for her when she was a kid. She said it was so mean that no one could go in the backyard, and all it did was piss and shit on everything.

[yellowstang]

I've got my technique down and it's harder than you'd think. You can't just grab on and start pulling, that only pisses them off.

Eric grabs and pulls his thing I heard.

[Hmbre97]

He's like put up your dukes, and I'm like fuck it I got no dukes!

You button hooked me... I didn't know you were gonna button hook me.

[krazy kris]

"hey this guys not one of us, He said he'd fuck a goat"

[Treasure Chest]

"Who's stupid, now? Dirty sheep fucker."

[KCHAR]

Mexicans kill and dress goats for menudo