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last week I was running pretty ragged... last weekend was rough... Sunday night I felt like I was kinda coming down with something... by tuesday my throat and sinuses were on fire. by Wednesday I had full on strep. I kept plugging along. Every morning I'd wake up feeling better than I did when I went to sleep, but by evening I felt worse than I did the day before.
Saturday I was trying to just stay in bed and rest and my wife drug me out furniture shopping. I was fucking DONE. I hadn't been drinking any alcohol, but I'd had enough. I told her to turn into the liquor store and I grabbed a bottle of mother fuckin' Kentucky fire water!!! 129 proof Booker's was to be the cure!
By the time I finished the first salvation on the rocks, my throat didn't hurt to swallow, and my sinuses were rapidly draining. I had a few more and crashed. Saturday morning I had to move a refrigerator (fml), but I got back to the house and started drinking whiskey about noon. I had a few healthy ones and crashed out. I slept from 2:30 till 10PM. Fucked around on the internet from 10-4AM. Had a couple shots and crashed out till 7:30.
driving to my buddy's shop at 8:30 this morning I was so happy to be back with the living! I finally felt like a human again.
I took great delight in rubbing it in my wife's face that my whiskey kicked her anti-biotics ass!!!!!!! (she's still sick)
Saturday I was trying to just stay in bed and rest and my wife drug me out furniture shopping. I was fucking DONE. I hadn't been drinking any alcohol, but I'd had enough. I told her to turn into the liquor store and I grabbed a bottle of mother fuckin' Kentucky fire water!!! 129 proof Booker's was to be the cure!
By the time I finished the first salvation on the rocks, my throat didn't hurt to swallow, and my sinuses were rapidly draining. I had a few more and crashed. Saturday morning I had to move a refrigerator (fml), but I got back to the house and started drinking whiskey about noon. I had a few healthy ones and crashed out. I slept from 2:30 till 10PM. Fucked around on the internet from 10-4AM. Had a couple shots and crashed out till 7:30.
driving to my buddy's shop at 8:30 this morning I was so happy to be back with the living! I finally felt like a human again.
I took great delight in rubbing it in my wife's face that my whiskey kicked her anti-biotics ass!!!!!!! (she's still sick)
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