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    Even though they've been extinct for several million years, farting dinosaurs may have been partly to blame for heating up the planet -- mainly because they ate so damn much, scientists say. The chief culprits, posits Professor Graeme Ruxton of St. Andrews University in Scotland, were 100-foot-long plant-gouging sauropods, which weighed up to 80 tons and had enormous appetites.

    In fact, Ruxton and his researchers estimate the beasts, over the course of 150 years, collectively produced 520 metric tons of methane, more than all of today's sources put together. It's possible these creatures cooked their own goose with all those flatulent emissions, notes Ruxton. Live by the fart, die by the fart.



  • #2
    god killed the dinosaurs, not farts.

    [PROOF]

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    • #3
      The Onion, is that you?


      On a side note, that rendering of a dinosaur sucks dick. It looks like half giraffe and half dinosaur....
      Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
      Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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      • #4
        How do you think dinosaurs tasted? I wonder what a T-Rex steak would taste like, or a velociraptor tenderloin (no homo).

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        • #5
          Originally posted by roliath View Post
          How do you think dinosaurs tasted? I wonder what a T-Rex steak would taste like, or a velociraptor tenderloin (no homo).
          Probably chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.
          Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
          Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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          • #6
            Chicxulub impact is pretty much the only real explanation.

            However the most recent theory that has surfaced is they got a phone call from Jedi and died of boredom.

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            • #7
              Uh oh, better get pepto.
              .

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              • #8
                Originally posted by abecx View Post
                However the most recent theory that has surfaced is they got a phone call from Jedi and died of boredom.
                LOLz
                Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by 347Mike View Post
                  Probably chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.
                  Before there were chickens I wonder what the cavemen compared everything to...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 2011GT View Post
                    Before there were chickens I wonder what the cavemen compared everything to...
                    Dinosaur.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 2011GT View Post
                      Before there were chickens I wonder what the cavemen compared everything to...
                      Sabre-toothed chickens
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      What's your beef with NPR, because their listeners are typically more informed than others?
                      Originally posted by racrguy
                      Voting is a constitutional right, overthrowing the government isn't.

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                      • #12
                        Poopasaurus reeks!
                        Originally posted by Nash B.
                        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by 2011GT View Post
                          Before there were chickens I wonder what the cavemen compared everything to...
                          Rat Snakeosaurus

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                          • #14
                            Lol

                            Originally posted by broncojohnny View Post
                            sabre-toothed chickens

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                            • #15
                              The ultimate dutch oven.
                              When the government pays, the government controls.

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