Bathroom "assistants"

[CexMashean]

Paper towels touch everything after soap and water hits my hands. No paper towers, then they're dried via bacon dispenser. If the door must be touched at that point (no one in the restroom coming or going), then the pinky touches it. After that, i molest my pinky:

[redfiveohconv]

I had a ________ guy at cowboys red river years ago watch me piss and then start to walk out without washing my hands and he says "son didn't your momma ever teach you to wash your hands?" And I turned around and told him "no, my momma taught me not to pee on myself!". I swear at least 5 guys walked right out too without washing their hands Lmao.

This is completely off subject.

But if the guy was white would you have specified? This I wonder, not accusing you of being prejudice or racial or anything. It's just funny how a white person will state the persons color if they are one of difference. I notice this in conversation all the time, including my own.

[Redd]

Magnus, what about the dick on your breath?

[CexMashean]

Magnus, what about the dick on your breath?

Redd, what about the unfunny joke?
Just cause you love the penis particles of other men doesn't mean everyone else does.

[redfiveohconv]

where did I say that? I never said If I do or dont wash my hands after touching my own dick.

But heres the kicker, you wash your hands after you peed, But most places still dont have the touchless sinks so after you wash your hands you have to now touch the knobs to turn the water off. Now Im sure your the type that will used the back of your hand to turn it off. Which in turn your still back handing every dick that has washed in that sink.

Now comes that task of opening the door, Im sure the paper towel that you are drying your hands off that you back handed the sink knobs and use to open the door is going to help prevent dick germs. However during the drying process you spread the dick germs from the back of your hand now to all over your hand.


But then again, you apparently take dick in the mouth so your hands dont get dick germs.

But then again, the air that you are breathing touched the sink, doorknob, piss, shit, anal beads, butt plugs, and that one BLACK guy's dick. So essentially, you just took an orgy in the mouth all the time, everywhere you go.

[SS Junk]

You admitted to not washing your hands, and spreading penis all over bar glasses, and everything else.

Your joke is also about 100+ years old.

I like Magnapuss, or Mangina actually. Even if it is old, it still works. And fuck putting hands on dirty ass faucet handles and soap dispensers.

Paper towels touch everything after soap and water hits my hands. No paper towers, then they're dried via bacon dispenser. If the door must be touched at that point (no one in the restroom coming or going), then the pinky touches it. After that, i molest my pinky

If you have that in your pocket, why go through all the other trouble of using a sink? The moron runs strong in you.

[TeeShock]

It's fun to follow someone to their dinner table of family/friends and call them out on not washing their hands. Then vanish.

[momo]

they are called poopsmiths.
and you are nasty if you dont wash your hands.

wash your hands but dont tip if you dont use the poopsmith's service.

[Osiris]

they are called poopsmiths.
and you are nasty if you dont wash your hands.

wash your hands but dont tip if you dont use the poopsmith's service.

poopsmith? Too funny.