Bathroom "assistants"

[Osiris]

I don't get it. What's with the guys in the bathrooms at bars who set up gum/candy/cologne stations and then help you wash your hands? What's a mans mindset when he says, "hey, i want to watch guys piss for a living."

And then expect me to tip you for me washing my hands that I was going to do anyway?

I don't get!

[War Machine]

I'd rather do that than be a cop.

[TEAMJACOB]

I rather be a urinal than a cop

[Baron Von Crowder]

Oh, you didn't want to be on his Web Cam?

[Stunter Bob]

I had a black guy at cowboys red river years ago watch me piss and then start to walk out without washing my hands and he says "son didn't your momma ever teach you to wash your hands?" And I turned around and told him "no, my momma taught me not to pee on myself!". I swear at least 5 guys walked right out too without washing their hands Lmao.

[Osiris]

Didn't expect this one to turn FTP. The trolls must be bored.

[CexMashean]

I had a black guy at cowboys red river years ago watch me piss and then start to walk out without washing my hands and he says "son didn't your momma ever teach you to wash your hands?" And I turned around and told him "no, my momma taught me not to pee on myself!". I swear at least 5 guys walked right out too without washing their hands Lmao.

So you like grabbing the hands of men who've freshly handled their junk?
I wonder how many dick particles have made their way into your mouth at a bar. . . .

[71chevellejohn]

So when he helped you wash your hands, did he reach around from behind you and guide your hands into the sink, rubbing your hand inside his?

Because that guy doesn't work there.

[Alex]

I'd rather do that than be a cop.

Lmfaoooooooooooooo

+1000 internetz

[MattB]

Blackfinn Addison?

[Alex]

I rather be a urinal than a cop

I'd rather be a bloody tampon than be a cop

[Stunter Bob]

So you like grabbing the hands of men who've freshly handled their junk?
I wonder how many dick particles have made their way into your mouth at a bar. . . .

Are you fucking blind? I walked in...pissed...walked out and made a good joke. Leave it to magpuss to have dirty Dick on his mind.

[Darren M]

Just say'n.

[bcoop]

I'd rather be a bloody tampon than be a cop

Still bitter they wouldn't take you, I see....

[War Machine]

Didn't expect this one to turn FTP. The trolls must be bored.

Nah, I just wouldn't be a cop for 3x's their pay. Im not a person that enjoys bringing misery to people on a daily basis. Writing tickets, taking reports on peoples things being stolen, worried about someone wanting to kill you every damn day of my life. Not something I'd want to do personally. Not knocking it, just saying I'd rather wash peoples hands and spray them with cologne as a living.