Bathroom "assistants"

[CexMashean]

Are you fucking blind? I walked in...pissed...walked out and made a good joke. Leave it to magpuss to have dirty Dick on his mind.

You admitted to not washing your hands, and spreading penis all over bar glasses, and everything else.

Your joke is also about 100+ years old.

[Stunter Bob]

You admitted to not washing your hands, and spreading penis all over bar glasses, and everything else.

Your joke is also about 100+ years old.

Well maybe your not as confident in your personal hygiene as I am. I know I'm clean Linus...thanks for your concern.

[Osiris]

Nah, I just wouldn't be a cop for 3x's their pay. Im not a person that enjoys bringing misery to people on a daily basis. Writing tickets, taking reports on peoples things being stolen, worried about someone wanting to kill you every damn day of my life. Not something I'd want to do personally. Not knocking it, just saying I'd rather wash peoples hands and spray them with cologne as a living.

Fair enough, thanks.

[Alex]

Still bitter they wouldn't take you, I see....

You still mad I fucked your sister?

[01-GATOR]

I always get gum from them, it doesn't bother me them being there.

FTP

[BradM]

I gave the guy at The Clubhouse 20 bucks to clean up my cousin's vomit.

[CexMashean]

Well maybe your not as confident in your personal hygiene as I am. I know I'm clean Linus...thanks for your concern.

So what you're saying is that as long as a guy's dick is clean, you'll touch it?

[Stunter Bob]

So what you're saying is that as long as a guy's dick is clean, you'll touch it?

No I will not touch your dick. Not gay for pay. I hear jester is into that sorta thing lol

[helosailor]

I gave a guy in one that was playing his acoustic guitar $10. He said, "I can play anything". I thought for a minute and said "play 'Can't You See' by Marshall Tucker". He played and sang it flawlessly. I know he was like:

[Redd]

You admitted to not washing your hands, and spreading penis all over bar glasses, and everything else.

Your joke is also about 100+ years old.

the alcohol beverage kills the penis hand germs....


If your that worried about what a person did before touching your glass behind the bar then you might as well stay home and post useless shit on here. Then again you are probly worried about what someone posts on here and if they washed there hands after they took a shit..

[bcoop]

You still mad I fucked your sister?

Lmao. You couldn't get laid if you crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.

[cobrajet69]

Lmao. You couldn't get laid if you crawled up a chicken's ass and waited.

LMMFAO!




OP - did he actually wash your hands?

And to comments about working in there... No shame in working. At least he's making some coin and isn't on a corner begging.

I feel the same about shoe shine guys. They earn their money. I tip them WELL when I use them. I've chatted with some really interesting folks (shoe shiners) while having it done.



David

[Ratt]

Definitely weirded me out to have the guy in the bathroom at Pete's Dueling Piano Bar in Fort Worth offer to wash my hands for me. I bought a cigarette off him from his little candy-stand and GTFO (after washing my own hands).

[CexMashean]

the alcohol beverage kills the penis hand germs....


If your that worried about what a person did before touching your glass behind the bar then you might as well stay home and post useless shit on here. Then again you are probly worried about what someone posts on here and if they washed there hands after they took a shit..

Chalk up another one that enjoys touching dicks.

[Redd]

where did I say that? I never said If I do or dont wash my hands after touching my own dick.

But heres the kicker, you wash your hands after you peed, But most places still dont have the touchless sinks so after you wash your hands you have to now touch the knobs to turn the water off. Now Im sure your the type that will used the back of your hand to turn it off. Which in turn your still back handing every dick that has washed in that sink.

Now comes that task of opening the door, Im sure the paper towel that you are drying your hands off that you back handed the sink knobs and use to open the door is going to help prevent dick germs. However during the drying process you spread the dick germs from the back of your hand now to all over your hand.


But then again, you apparently take dick in the mouth so your hands dont get dick germs.